Rudy Giuliani releases video of himself masturbating to show what it would actually look like!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON—In response to a compromising scene featured in the Boratsequel in which the president’s personal attorney claimed to be tucking in his shirt, Rudy Giuliani released a video of himself masturbating Thursday to show what it would actually look like.​

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“You thought that was masturbating? I’ll show you masturbating,” said Giuliani in a blurry iPhone video that he released to every major national news outlet, which showed the former New York City mayor getting completely naked and weeping as he vigorously pleasured himself.​

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“Hopefully, this footage of me beating my meat to toe-curling completion will dispel any salacious claims about what took place in that hotel. I’ve also shared this with the FBI so they can authenticate it. If you don’t see me standing in the middle of my living room jacking off to a family photo album, then you can rest assured I wasn’t masturbating.”​

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At press time, Giuliani vowed to release a new video of him masturbating every day until the election to help prevent the spread of disinformation.​

Rudy Giuliani Releases Video Of Himself Masturbating To Show What It Would Actually Look Like

WASHINGTON—In response to a compromising scene featured in the Borat sequel in which the president’s personal attorney claimed to be tucking in his shirt, Rudy Giuliani released a video of himself masturbating Thursday to show what it would actually look like. “You thought that was masturbating...

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[Auld Phart]

I'm sure you found it .... informative.

 

[Sunsettommy]

I'm sure you found it .... informative.

It is a fake website leftists love to visit for their disinformation information.

The Onion....

 

[playtime]

rotten ruddy toobined himself.

 

[Sun Devil 92]

WASHINGTON—In response to a compromising scene featured in the Boratsequel in which the president’s personal attorney claimed to be tucking in his shirt, Rudy Giuliani released a video of himself masturbating Thursday to show what it would actually look like.​

​

“You thought that was masturbating? I’ll show you masturbating,” said Giuliani in a blurry iPhone video that he released to every major national news outlet, which showed the former New York City mayor getting completely naked and weeping as he vigorously pleasured himself.​

​

“Hopefully, this footage of me beating my meat to toe-curling completion will dispel any salacious claims about what took place in that hotel. I’ve also shared this with the FBI so they can authenticate it. If you don’t see me standing in the middle of my living room jacking off to a family photo album, then you can rest assured I wasn’t masturbating.”​

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At press time, Giuliani vowed to release a new video of him masturbating every day until the election to help prevent the spread of disinformation.​

Rudy Giuliani Releases Video Of Himself Masturbating To Show What It Would Actually Look Like

WASHINGTON—In response to a compromising scene featured in the Borat sequel in which the president’s personal attorney claimed to be tucking in his shirt, Rudy Giuliani released a video of himself masturbating Thursday to show what it would actually look like. “You thought that was masturbating...

politics.theonion.com

And there is a video out there of you licking your balls.