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Robot Sex
- Thread starter chanel
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The future of sex tourism lies in robot prostitutes, two Victoria University researchers have theorised.
Their paper: Robots, Men And Sex Tourism, published in the journal Futures, imagines a sex club in Amsterdam named Yub-Yum.
Sexual tourists will pay about 10,000 Euro for an all-inclusive service from massages and lap dances to intercourse from the scantily-clad sexbots parading around.
''Amsterdam's tourist industry is built on an image of sex and drugs. The council was worried that if the red light district were to close, it would have a detrimental effect on the city's brand and tourism industry.''
Clients could feel guilt free as they actually have not had sex with a real person and would not have to lie to their partner.
''Robot sex is safer sex, free from the constraints, precautions and uncertainties of the real deal.''
Sex Robots The Future Of Sex Tourism | Stuff.co.nz
Predictions?
Yup, STDDs...(sexually transmitted digital diseases)
As in...
I'm sorry Mr. Jones. You had unprotected sex with a virually infected Robot and now your hard drive will never again be hard, and we're going to have remove your floppy cable.
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Im buying stock in WD-40
Make sure all the nuts are tightened.
Any pics of these sex robots?
Dabs
~Unpredictable~
Not interested.
Will they run on batteries or electric??
You'll have to keep buying batteries or rechargeable ones......or keeping it plugged in to the wall.
And what if it shorts out while in the midst of sex??
Can one get electrocuted??....Or zapped??
Will they run on batteries or electric??
You'll have to keep buying batteries or rechargeable ones......or keeping it plugged in to the wall.
And what if it shorts out while in the midst of sex??
Can one get electrocuted??....Or zapped??
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Can Diesel powered blow jobs be far behind?
Crackerjack
Too sick for a cure
Kiwi sheep will breathe a sigh of relief.The future of sex tourism lies in robot prostitutes, two Victoria University researchers have theorised.
Their paper: Robots, Men And Sex Tourism, published in the journal Futures, imagines a sex club in Amsterdam named Yub-Yum.
Sexual tourists will pay about 10,000 Euro for an all-inclusive service from massages and lap dances to intercourse from the scantily-clad sexbots parading around.
''Amsterdam's tourist industry is built on an image of sex and drugs. The council was worried that if the red light district were to close, it would have a detrimental effect on the city's brand and tourism industry.''
Clients could feel guilt free as they actually have not had sex with a real person and would not have to lie to their partner.
''Robot sex is safer sex, free from the constraints, precautions and uncertainties of the real deal.''
Sex Robots The Future Of Sex Tourism | Stuff.co.nz
Predictions?
Related: Everything You Wanted to Know About Semen-Collecting Robots (and Then Some) | Discoblog | Discover Magazine
Not interested.
Will they run on batteries or electric??
You'll have to keep buying batteries or rechargeable ones......or keeping it plugged in to the wall.
And what if it shorts out while in the midst of sex??
Can one get electrocuted??....Or zapped??
Women are already using sex machines in a way Dabs, like the battery operated vibrators and dildoes, and the eggs.
Dabs
~Unpredictable~
Not interested.
Will they run on batteries or electric??
You'll have to keep buying batteries or rechargeable ones......or keeping it plugged in to the wall.
And what if it shorts out while in the midst of sex??
Can one get electrocuted??....Or zapped??
Women are already using sex machines in a way Dabs, like the battery operated vibrators and dildoes, and the eggs.
We do??
Oh yeah....Ssshhhhh....we do
Not interested.
Will they run on batteries or electric??
You'll have to keep buying batteries or rechargeable ones......or keeping it plugged in to the wall.
And what if it shorts out while in the midst of sex??
Can one get electrocuted??....Or zapped??
Women are already using sex machines in a way Dabs, like the battery operated vibrators and dildoes, and the eggs.
We do??
Oh yeah....Ssshhhhh....we do
I watched an episode of Real Sex on HBO a few years back they had a dildo machine that women can use, you get to set the speed and rotation and everything.
Douger
Rookie
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YEAH YEAH YEAH. But. Does it snore loud and fart when it coughs ? Does it piss all over the toilet seat because you bitch if the lid is left up ? HUH....HUH ?How is it at opening a jar of pickles ? ?Women are already using sex machines in a way Dabs, like the battery operated vibrators and dildoes, and the eggs.
We do??
Oh yeah....Ssshhhhh....we do
I watched an episode of Real Sex on HBO a few years back they had a dildo machine that women can use, you get to set the speed and rotation and everything.
Can your dildo make smoked pork chops on the grill ?
YEAH YEAH YEAH. But. Does it snore loud and fart when it coughs ? Does it piss all over the toilet seat because you bitch if the lid is left up ? HUH....HUH ?How is it at opening a jar of pickles ? ?We do??
Oh yeah....Ssshhhhh....we do
I watched an episode of Real Sex on HBO a few years back they had a dildo machine that women can use, you get to set the speed and rotation and everything.
Can your dildo make smoked pork chops on the grill ?
Besides the pork chops it probably does all of that.
Old Rocks
Diamond Member
The future of sex tourism lies in robot prostitutes, two Victoria University researchers have theorised.
Their paper: Robots, Men And Sex Tourism, published in the journal Futures, imagines a sex club in Amsterdam named Yub-Yum.
Sexual tourists will pay about 10,000 Euro for an all-inclusive service from massages and lap dances to intercourse from the scantily-clad sexbots parading around.
''Amsterdam's tourist industry is built on an image of sex and drugs. The council was worried that if the red light district were to close, it would have a detrimental effect on the city's brand and tourism industry.''
Clients could feel guilt free as they actually have not had sex with a real person and would not have to lie to their partner.
''Robot sex is safer sex, free from the constraints, precautions and uncertainties of the real deal.''
Sex Robots The Future Of Sex Tourism | Stuff.co.nz
Predictions?
EEeeeyeech!!!!!!!!!
SayMyName
Live, Love, Laugh.
If they look like Seven of Nine on Star Trek Voyager I am all in, no pun intended.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_of_Nine
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_of_Nine
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SayMyName
Live, Love, Laugh.
I think I could get past the robot thing with her.
True. True.
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