RIP Santa

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    Apparently a military drone spotted Rudolphs red nose and eganged the unidentified flying object.

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    Rudolph leaves behind a fawn and a doe, his parents were unavailable for comment.

    The White House reportidly is sad about the events, but insists that the hysteria revolving around the tragedy should not prompt talk for banning the use of drones saying, "Drones don't kill people, people kill people."
     
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    The good news is that President Obama has taken upon himself the role of Santa and is assuming full responsibility for the tragedy.

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    What is not being talked about is Fox news reporting that Santa has possilbe Al Qaeda ties, specifically with children of Al Qaeda parents ages 10 and under.

    The US ambassoder at the North Pole has been put on a state of alert and is refusing to open its doors to elves, reindeer, or abominable snow men.

    More to come later tonight.

    Apparently Secretary of State Hillary Clinton fell and gave herself a concussion........again........ and is unavailabe for comment......again. In fact, the concussion is so dire that she reportidly cannot even remember that her husband is a womanizer and wondered why she and Bill don't live together and why he won't even return her calls. The State Department is speeding up the process of Senator Kerry to assume the position.
     
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    Don't quit your day job...
     
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    Why, cause I won't be able to find another?

    Good point. :lol:
     

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