Right-wing women rock

[Diuretic]

I love liberals - but I couldn't eat a whole one.

It's okay, they keep!

I know. I have several in the freezer.

*Gulp" - nobody I know I hope?

A man had a parrot that could talk. Unfortunately, it swore a lot. In an effort to get the parrot to be quiet, he put him in a cupboard. The parrot continued swearing and after a while the man decided to put the bird in the freezer. After that, the parrot started swearing even more. After a few minutes, he suddenly became quiet. The man opened up the freezer and the parrot said, "I'm sorry, sir, it will never happen again." As the man took the bird out of the freezer he wondered what the difference was between the cupboard and the freezer. Just then, the parrot said, "So, uh, what'd the chicken do?"

 

[Diuretic]

I love liberals - but I couldn't eat a whole one.

It's okay, they keep!

Of course they do - they expect her to keep them viable in HER fridge using HER electricity while housed in HER Tupperware.

Damn socialists! Is there no end to their spongeing?????????

 

[Sarah G]

So, do you rockin republican gals wear stilettos with your velour sweat suits everyday?

 

[Care4all]

Yep. You get between me and my Jimmy's and your goin' down hard.

Always bringing sex into it Cali!

Yep. I'm a tramp.

hmmm, and a republican female right winger....

I thought you ladies were the high and mighty virtuous bunch....hmmm, guess this all has to be rethought....?

 

[PoliticalChic]

Could be our slogan: Come for the culture war ... stay for the chicks.

Right-wing women rock. The primary reason our womenfolk are at war with the looming spectre of the nanny state is because you can't buy Jimmy Choos in a socialist paradise.

The only sensible footwear you'll find in a right-wing woman's closet are the Nike cross-trainers that go with her gym membership. Everything else has a three-inch heel. Minimum.

A right-wing woman hits the gym, swings past Sobey's and has dinner on the table by the time you get home ... while her left-wing counterpart is still stuck in traffic listening to Sarah McLachlan on her iPod and feeling morally superior about her carrot choices.

Our women are a genuine asset when they enter politics because they've spent their lives figuring out how to live within their family's means ... while still affording a couple of pairs of those Jimmy Choos.

Because most of them have careers and work hard, they understand the value of a dollar, allowing you a steak lifestyle on a hamburger income ... and they know they can spend their family's money more intelligently than some faceless bureaucrat with a passion for public art or totalitarian city planning.

Right-wing women are essentially libertarians ... they don't take well to being bossed around and they don't like bossing other people around unless it's to tell them they can't spend money.

And in case you're not convinced, to indicate the utter superiority of the right-wing woman over the left-wing variant ... just turn on The View.

The left has Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg.

We've got Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

Checkmate.

Right-wing women rock | Ian Robinson | Columnists | Comment | Calgary Sun
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Comments?

I love the tone and direction, and I hope you don't mind if I add a thought that I founld in Phyllis Chesler's "Death of Feminism:"

Feminism today is often a wholly owned subsidiary of the Democrat Party. Having grown up with a priority of being accepted by the group, fearing being ‘different,’ many women accept the voice of the (mainly Democrat) mainstream feminist movement of America, and deviate not an iota from its orthodoxy. The same party that claims to stand for diversity and tolerance is totally intolerant to ‘difference.’

This rigid intolerance as exercised by the movement, unfortunately, has driven away women who choose motherhood over high-powered careers, women who are American patriots, many religious women, women who do not identify themselves primarily in terms of sexual preference, and women who oppose abortion, pornography and prostitution. The outside-the-mainstream feminists hold abolitionist views about pornography, prostitution, trafficking, and sexual slavery; viewing freedom as a universal value; in short, are conservative.

Mainstream Western feminism is politically-correct left-dominated liberalism, postcolonial, anti-imperialist feminism, which has denounced America’s vision of freedom and democracy for the women of Moslem countries. One must be reflexively opposed to religion. One must not be opposed to pornography or prostitution, as it offends many gays, and threatens some views of sexual privacy and access. The left claims the usual laundry list of offenses attributable to the right, including : forcing people into gender roles, obstructing the use of alternative energy, increasing the fear of immigrants and aliens, denying adequate health care coverage, promoting a military policy that denies equal rights for sexual minorities.

While there is nothing wrong with raising concerns, but where is the indication that the problems are a) due to the right, or b) not equally the result of policies of both parties.?

That's all fine and dandy but where do you stand on Jimmy Choos?

Upright, Sis, upright!

My sqeeze likes the way my legs look in em'- the higher the better!

 

[PLYMCO_PILGRIM]

Yep. You get between me and my Jimmy's and your goin' down hard.

See what did I tell you about cute conservative minded women cali girl .

 

[Sarah G]

Yep. You get between me and my Jimmy's and your goin' down hard.

See what did I tell you about cute conservative minded women cali girl .

What did you opine about cute con minded women, Pilgrim?

 

[chanel]

Having values doesn't make one a prude. Quite the contrary as evidenced by some of the sexiest women on USMB.

I was going to post this in the flame zone because I had a feeling the word "tit" would find a place in this thread.

REPUBLICANS ARE SEXY!!!!

 

[Ravi]

There's something sad about men that try to pit women against each other.

But I did find this funny:

Right-wing women are essentially libertarians ... they don't take well to being bossed around and they don't like bossing other people around unless it's to tell them they can't spend money.

Apparently, as long as they get dinner on the table.

has dinner on the table by the time you get home

 

[PLYMCO_PILGRIM]

Yep. You get between me and my Jimmy's and your goin' down hard.

See what did I tell you about cute conservative minded women cali girl .

What did you opine about cute con minded women, Pilgrim?

That i'm a sucker for em every time .

The right mindset (not just politically but for life in general) can take a 5 out of 10 girl and make her a perfect 10 in my book.

Unless they fall for this guy (insert shameless plug here) http://www.usmessageboard.com/humor...llarious-ladies-must-watch-non-political.html

 

[jillian]

I so love when braindead idiots start this "right wing women are better looking" trash...

you infect the blogosphere with this idiocy....

left wing women:

Natalie Portman
Angelina Jolie
Reese Witherspoon
Halle Berry

And that's for start...

not for nothing, nutbars, I'd put any of those women up against any of your right wing loons.

 

[California Girl]

I love the tone and direction, and I hope you don't mind if I add a thought that I founld in Phyllis Chesler's "Death of Feminism:"

Feminism today is often a wholly owned subsidiary of the Democrat Party. Having grown up with a priority of being accepted by the group, fearing being ‘different,’ many women accept the voice of the (mainly Democrat) mainstream feminist movement of America, and deviate not an iota from its orthodoxy. The same party that claims to stand for diversity and tolerance is totally intolerant to ‘difference.’

This rigid intolerance as exercised by the movement, unfortunately, has driven away women who choose motherhood over high-powered careers, women who are American patriots, many religious women, women who do not identify themselves primarily in terms of sexual preference, and women who oppose abortion, pornography and prostitution. The outside-the-mainstream feminists hold abolitionist views about pornography, prostitution, trafficking, and sexual slavery; viewing freedom as a universal value; in short, are conservative.

Mainstream Western feminism is politically-correct left-dominated liberalism, postcolonial, anti-imperialist feminism, which has denounced America’s vision of freedom and democracy for the women of Moslem countries. One must be reflexively opposed to religion. One must not be opposed to pornography or prostitution, as it offends many gays, and threatens some views of sexual privacy and access. The left claims the usual laundry list of offenses attributable to the right, including : forcing people into gender roles, obstructing the use of alternative energy, increasing the fear of immigrants and aliens, denying adequate health care coverage, promoting a military policy that denies equal rights for sexual minorities.

While there is nothing wrong with raising concerns, but where is the indication that the problems are a) due to the right, or b) not equally the result of policies of both parties.?

That's all fine and dandy but where do you stand on Jimmy Choos?

Upright, Sis, upright!

My sqeeze likes the way my legs look in em'- the higher the better!

"high heels or sneakers, he don't give a damn,
my baby loves me just the way that I am."