CrusaderFrank
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Mel called to express his sympathy to Shirley, then things went horribly wrong
Mel: Shirley, I heard you got jammed up, sorry to hear it
Shirley: Who is this?
Mel: Mel. Mel Gibson
Shirley: The fuck it is
Mel: Seriously! Would I fuck with you at a time like this?
Shirley: You sober?
Mel: You need a fucking bat in the side of the head. All right? How about that?
Shirley: I'm going to have you talk to a white lawyer, you nasty drunk
Mel: Oh, you're all angry now! You know what, you ... fucking deserved it!
Shirley (imitation Cornholio): Are you threatening me? Are you threatening my bunghole?
Mel: Threaten you? I'll put you in a fucking rose garden, you ****! You understand that? Because I'm capable of it. You understand that? Get a fucking restraining order? What are you gonna get a fucking restraining order for? For me being drunk and disorderly and hitting you? For what?"
Call ends
Mel: Shirley, I heard you got jammed up, sorry to hear it
Shirley: Who is this?
Mel: Mel. Mel Gibson
Shirley: The fuck it is
Mel: Seriously! Would I fuck with you at a time like this?
Shirley: You sober?
Mel: You need a fucking bat in the side of the head. All right? How about that?
Shirley: I'm going to have you talk to a white lawyer, you nasty drunk
Mel: Oh, you're all angry now! You know what, you ... fucking deserved it!
Shirley (imitation Cornholio): Are you threatening me? Are you threatening my bunghole?
Mel: Threaten you? I'll put you in a fucking rose garden, you ****! You understand that? Because I'm capable of it. You understand that? Get a fucking restraining order? What are you gonna get a fucking restraining order for? For me being drunk and disorderly and hitting you? For what?"
Call ends