Recorded Call from Mel Gibson to Shirley Sherrod

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    Mel called to express his sympathy to Shirley, then things went horribly wrong

    Mel: Shirley, I heard you got jammed up, sorry to hear it

    Shirley: Who is this?

    Mel: Mel. Mel Gibson

    Shirley: The fuck it is

    Mel: Seriously! Would I fuck with you at a time like this?

    Shirley: You sober?

    Mel: You need a fucking bat in the side of the head. All right? How about that?

    Shirley: I'm going to have you talk to a white lawyer, you nasty drunk

    Mel: Oh, you're all angry now! You know what, you ... fucking deserved it!

    Shirley (imitation Cornholio): Are you threatening me? Are you threatening my bunghole?

    Mel: Threaten you? I'll put you in a fucking rose garden, you ****! You understand that? Because I'm capable of it. You understand that? Get a fucking restraining order? What are you gonna get a fucking restraining order for? For me being drunk and disorderly and hitting you? For what?"

    Call ends
     
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    At least he's not upset this time because Shirley fell asleep before giving him a BJ.
     

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