Rand Paul Has 5 Broken Ribs After He Was Assaulted at His Home by Libtard

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    /—-/ Hildabeast could teach him how to dodge sniper fire.
     
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    Breaking News Rand Paul Has 5 Broken Ribs After He Was Assaulted at His Home by Libtard

    maybe next time you entitle a thread with the above as "breaking news," it'll be because you got a brain transplant.
     
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    /——/ you think an assault on a sitting US Senator isn’t breaking news but Trump over feeding fish is. Bwhahahaha Bwhahahaha
     
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    I have been tackled from behind and did not end up with five broken ribs. What a republican pussy, but aren't all alt right conned idiots a pussy.
     
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    'Prolly cuz invertebrates don't have ribs....:wink_2:
     
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    I have more bones in my spinal column than you have brain cells.
     
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    Wouldn't surprise me if this was a neighbor dispute gone crazy.....sad to say, this kind of stuff is not all that rare.
     
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    Neighbors can be idiots for sure. When, back in the days when dinosours roamed I was land surveyor. I can not tell you how many border disputes I was called to determine property line location. I almost always turned them down as I was liikely to not get paid, if my determinations were not in line with what the home owner wanted and were also dangerouse to show up for in the first place. I actually had a neighbor that was a pain. He did not like dogs. I came home one day and he was in the back yard with a shovel raised above his head and about to strike my little rat terrier. I took that shovel from him and lets just say he had a bad day, I was upset.
     
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    Liberals tend to go after the weak and petite.
    None have given me any smart ass backtalk yet. Not in person anyway.
     
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    Its all in good fun, whether you're shooting them at a baseball park or just casually assaulting them in their home.
     
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