Question for my fellow men.

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    I was out last night enjoying a few frosty adult beverages with my lovely wife and a couple friends and the guys started talking about pissing.

    A poll was taken among the men.

    Do you prefer to piss in the urinal or the toilet in the stall when using a public bathroom?

    Personally I prefer the toilet. Not because I'm ashamed or shy but for purely sanitary reasons. Usually the floor in front of urinals is slick with piss dribble and even more annoying is the splash back. Who wants piss droplets spattering the front of one's clothes?

    So which is it?
     
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    o that was too just much information there ......o nasty lol....o and the little boys urinal...how cute is that?
     
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    okay since your asking men questions...i got one...

    i have walked into the men's room several times not paying attention.....i simply say..excuse me turn and leave....does this happen often?
     
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    From what my wife tells me, women trash the bathrooms worse than men.
     
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    Often enough. Hell at concerts or crowded events some particularly brazen women will use a stall in the men's room to pee.
     
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    When I gotta go, a drain is a drain is a drain.


    While we're on the subject, who wants to hear a disgusting urinal related story?


    Here goes:

    I was in LaGuardia Airport going out to the West Coast on business some time ago. I went into the Men's room and stepped up to the urinal. I'm doing my business and in walks this guy eating a Twinkie who takes the urinal next to me. He puts the Twinkie down on the flat part of the urinal unzips and does his business. He finishes, zips up, flushes, and then picks up his Twinkie and puts it back in his mouth.
     
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    I agree but if you walked into an empty bathroom would you choose the urinal if the toilet was available?
     
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    A urinal works fine for me.
     
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    o i have been one of them brazen women.....the womens bathroom will have 2 stalls...the mens 20 urinals and 2 stalls...and most men are at the urinals....i do announce myself before however lol
     
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    you know once you invade the men's room....men are not modest
     

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