Fatality
SunCrackedSoul
- Jul 15, 2009
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Why don't gays make their own Bible? They spend so much time saying how ours is wrong or factually inaccurate, this is their chance to set the record straight (no pun intended) and present to the world their own "Homosexual Manifesto" of sorts.
There are many advocates out there who could be named "apostles" or "prophets". I'll bet they could contribute their own "books" just as the Bible does. Such as "Angela Dworkin I" or "Elton John II". Advocates could claim that they saw visions and were "guided" to write these books.
Jesus was persecuted and crucified. I'm sure many gays have been as well, though maybe not literally but figuratively. You could use that as a template of sorts.
Perhaps AIDS could be the equivilant of "The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse"?
It wouldn't have to be called "The Queer'an" either as I know gays are rightly fearful of Islam. "The Bi-Bull" perhaps?
Discuss.
yep then they could worship the holy phallus...oh, wait, thats been done. well hell, they can do it again, its no big deal. with new technology they could give live motion through mechanical attributes so they could tell when it was an angry pahllus or a soft gentile phallus.