Queer'an: The Gay Bible

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  1. Mad Scientist
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    Why don't gays make their own Bible? They spend so much time saying how ours is wrong or factually inaccurate, this is their chance to set the record straight (no pun intended) and present to the world their own "Homosexual Manifesto" of sorts.

    There are many advocates out there who could be named "apostles" or "prophets". I'll bet they could contribute their own "books" just as the Bible does. Such as "Angela Dworkin I" or "Elton John II". Advocates could claim that they saw visions and were "guided" to write these books.

    Jesus was persecuted and crucified. I'm sure many gays have been as well, though maybe not literally but figuratively. You could use that as a template of sorts.

    Perhaps AIDS could be the equivilant of "The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse"?

    It wouldn't have to be called "The Queer'an" either as I know gays are rightly fearful of Islam. "The Bi-Bull" perhaps?

    Discuss.
     
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    This makes about as much sense as making a "Black Bible"

    Oh, wait...

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    I'd forgotten about that! Yeah but isn't this just a repudiation of what Blacks consider to be the "White Bible" and not a true Black Bible?

    The OP (me) wants Gays to make their own "bible" to worship and draw inspiration from.
     
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    Frankly, the Bible is quite ghey as it is...

    :lol:
     
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    I know you meant this as an insult but it's just more proof that Gays should write their own Bible! Thanks.
     
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    How about we accept the Bible as it is and actually live instead of trying to change it to reflect our own personal views.
     
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    King James was a homosexual.
     
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    He could be a chapter in the Homo Bible. Why don't you write it?
    Example: Diuretic1-26: "And lo, he lusted in his heart the muscular boy".
     
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    No. I meant it to show that everyone wants to co-opt the Bible to push a political agenda. Hardly Christian, but there it is!
     

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