Putin rejects Donald's request for tens thousand troops to guard White House!

[DrLove]

MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—Vladimir Putin has rejected Donald J. Trump’s request for ten thousand active-duty Russian Army troops to guard the perimeter around the White House, Administration and Kremlin sources have confirmed.​

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After Trump’s call for U.S. troops was rebuffed by Defense Secretary Mark Esper and General Mark Milley, Trump reportedly snapped, “I’ll call Vlad,” and stormed out of the meeting with the two men.​

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Much to Trump’s disappointment, however, his request for Russian troops met with a chilly response.​

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“The optics would be terrible,” Putin reportedly told him. “Worse than that crazy thing you did with the Bible. Really, you need to get a grip.”​

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According to White House sources, Trump has subsequently phoned the North Korean leader, Kim Jong Un, but his calls have gone straight to voice mail.​

Putin Rejects Trumpâs Request for Ten Thousand Russian Troops to Guard White House

“The optics would be terrible,” Putin reportedly told him. “Worse than that crazy thing you did with the Bible.”

www.newyorker.com

 

[Moonglow]

 

[Oddball]

 

[okfine]

MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—Vladimir Putin has rejected Donald J. Trump’s request for ten thousand active-duty Russian Army troops to guard the perimeter around the White House, Administration and Kremlin sources have confirmed.​

​

After Trump’s call for U.S. troops was rebuffed by Defense Secretary Mark Esper and General Mark Milley, Trump reportedly snapped, “I’ll call Vlad,” and stormed out of the meeting with the two men.​

​

Much to Trump’s disappointment, however, his request for Russian troops met with a chilly response.​

​

“The optics would be terrible,” Putin reportedly told him. “Worse than that crazy thing you did with the Bible. Really, you need to get a grip.”​

​

According to White House sources, Trump has subsequently phoned the North Korean leader, Kim Jong Un, but his calls have gone straight to voice mail.​

Putin Rejects Trumpâs Request for Ten Thousand Russian Troops to Guard White House

“The optics would be terrible,” Putin reportedly told him. “Worse than that crazy thing you did with the Bible.”

www.newyorker.com

Putin still has something over Trump.

 

[depotoo]

MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—Vladimir Putin has rejected Donald J. Trump’s request for ten thousand active-duty Russian Army troops to guard the perimeter around the White House, Administration and Kremlin sources have confirmed.​

​

After Trump’s call for U.S. troops was rebuffed by Defense Secretary Mark Esper and General Mark Milley, Trump reportedly snapped, “I’ll call Vlad,” and stormed out of the meeting with the two men.​

​

Much to Trump’s disappointment, however, his request for Russian troops met with a chilly response.​

​

“The optics would be terrible,” Putin reportedly told him. “Worse than that crazy thing you did with the Bible. Really, you need to get a grip.”​

​

According to White House sources, Trump has subsequently phoned the North Korean leader, Kim Jong Un, but his calls have gone straight to voice mail.​

Putin Rejects Trumpâs Request for Ten Thousand Russian Troops to Guard White House

“The optics would be terrible,” Putin reportedly told him. “Worse than that crazy thing you did with the Bible.”

www.newyorker.com

Putin still has something over Trump.

You mean over the dems...

 

[DrLove]

MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—Vladimir Putin has rejected Donald J. Trump’s request for ten thousand active-duty Russian Army troops to guard the perimeter around the White House, Administration and Kremlin sources have confirmed.​

​

After Trump’s call for U.S. troops was rebuffed by Defense Secretary Mark Esper and General Mark Milley, Trump reportedly snapped, “I’ll call Vlad,” and stormed out of the meeting with the two men.​

​

Much to Trump’s disappointment, however, his request for Russian troops met with a chilly response.​

​

“The optics would be terrible,” Putin reportedly told him. “Worse than that crazy thing you did with the Bible. Really, you need to get a grip.”​

​

According to White House sources, Trump has subsequently phoned the North Korean leader, Kim Jong Un, but his calls have gone straight to voice mail.​

Putin Rejects Trumpâs Request for Ten Thousand Russian Troops to Guard White House

“The optics would be terrible,” Putin reportedly told him. “Worse than that crazy thing you did with the Bible.”

www.newyorker.com

Putin still has something over Trump.

Yep, even if it doesn't involve a Pee Pee Tape, he has Donnie by the balls on loans, corruption and money laundering through Deutsche Bank.

 

[justinacolmena]

Vladimir Putin has rejected Donald J. Trump’s request for ten thousand active-duty Russian Army troops to guard the perimeter around the White House

Neither the U.S. Congress nor the Russian Duma has appropriated the necessary funds for that.

 

[Camp]

There is a secret tunnel going from Donnie Bunker Boys bunker to the Russian Embassy only blocks away.

 

[MisterBeale]

MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—Vladimir Putin has rejected Donald J. Trump’s request for ten thousand active-duty Russian Army troops to guard the perimeter around the White House, Administration and Kremlin sources have confirmed.​

​

After Trump’s call for U.S. troops was rebuffed by Defense Secretary Mark Esper and General Mark Milley, Trump reportedly snapped, “I’ll call Vlad,” and stormed out of the meeting with the two men.​

​

Much to Trump’s disappointment, however, his request for Russian troops met with a chilly response.​

​

“The optics would be terrible,” Putin reportedly told him. “Worse than that crazy thing you did with the Bible. Really, you need to get a grip.”​

​

According to White House sources, Trump has subsequently phoned the North Korean leader, Kim Jong Un, but his calls have gone straight to voice mail.​

Putin Rejects Trumpâs Request for Ten Thousand Russian Troops to Guard White House

“The optics would be terrible,” Putin reportedly told him. “Worse than that crazy thing you did with the Bible.”

www.newyorker.com

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