Proctalgia fugax... a Pain in the Ass

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    Anyone ever heard of Proctalgia fugax? Yeah.. I don't really know you guys so I'll bring this up here. I've had a few episodes, which are usually late at night while sleeping, and I always forget to look up what is going on. Well this morning it woke me up at about 7 am so once it subsided I searched the internet to find out wtf it was. Well now I know, and thankfully it isn't a fatal disease, but it is a disorder that doesn't really have a treatment, and it will happen several times per year. So I'm going to give you the description of it now in case you don't know what it is. And for your information, I don't stick anything up my butt, this is just a genetic disorder.

    http://www.healio.com/gastroenterol...3-b23c-6fd23806b5b1}/what-is-proctalgia-fugax

    So is anyone else willing to admit this happens to them? Oh my lord it hurts... it hurts SOOOOO bad. I've had an episode last over 15 minutes before and I thought I was going to die.
     
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    Actually I'd like to keep this as a fairly serious thread about the subject and not politics. That's why I put it in the health forum.
     
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    I'm being serious.

    I'm attempting to diagnose the cause of your pain, and try and find a way for you to be compensated.

     
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    Do you also have a sore throat?
     
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    Yeah, I started this specifically in the health forum to keep this serious IN the Health forum. I already asked nicely once, now I guess I'll start reporting posts.
     
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    Is this a serious question and have anything to do with what I posted?
     
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    Just inquiring if there were any other symptoms.
     
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    If true, then I respectfully suggest you bring it up on a medical forum, or better yet, an actual fucking doctor.

    You being an ardent LWer is sure see you reap what you have sown on a political forum.

    As for medical issues, I have nocturnal flatulence. Nothing genetic, mostly like dietary. Flatulence (Farting): Causes, Symptoms and Remedies
     
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    You should do that.....it would go with a case of Limpus Dickus.

    Was that your immature plan all the time, Lewy? Bait people with a thread titled "A Pain in the Ass" then report people for being a pain in the ass?
     
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    No, no other symptoms.
     

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