Priest offers to bless your porn device

[Bleipriester]

You are afraid of your smartphone or computer? You get overrun by a truck while watching porn on your phone? You figure out our wife or daughter has a broad presence on your favorite porn portal? Your ejaculate oozes out of your phone resulting in your dismissal?
Whatever it is, here comes the solution! Head over to Italy to Don Giorgio who offers to bless your device!

"An Italian priest has offered to bless users of smartphones, tablets, computers and laptops “to protect them from any harm these devices may bring”. Don Giorgio, parish priest of Citta di Castello in Umbria, on Wednesday offered the blessings to mark the Catholic feast of Saint Biagio which falls on February 3.

“The blessing is given to people who use modern technology such as mobile phones and computers, either for work or in their free time, so faith may protect them from any harm these devices may bring,” the priest posted on Facebook. “Just as agricultural tools used to be blessed, this new technology can be blessed to bring well-being to the faithful and their families,” he added."
Italian priest offers to bless smartphone, tablet users

 

[PurpleOwl]

websites like google and bing use your previous search history to generate results based on the websites you visit most

 

[Bleipriester]

websites like google and bing use your previous search history to generate results based on the websites you visit most

I am not even signed in. However, the various factors leading to the results seem to be far above your imagination.

 

[Frankeneinstein]

You are afraid of your smartphone or computer? You get overrun by a truck while watching porn on your phone? You figure out our wife or daughter has a broad presence on your favorite porn portal? Your ejaculate oozes out of your phone resulting in your dismissal?
Whatever it is, here comes the solution! Head over to Italy to Don Giorgio who offers to bless your device!

"An Italian priest has offered to bless users of smartphones, tablets, computers and laptops “to protect them from any harm these devices may bring”. Don Giorgio, parish priest of Citta di Castello in Umbria, on Wednesday offered the blessings to mark the Catholic feast of Saint Biagio which falls on February 3.

“The blessing is given to people who use modern technology such as mobile phones and computers, either for work or in their free time, so faith may protect them from any harm these devices may bring,” the priest posted on Facebook. “Just as agricultural tools used to be blessed, this new technology can be blessed to bring well-being to the faithful and their families,” he added."
Italian priest offers to bless smartphone, tablet users
He may have to perform an exorcism on mine

He may have to perform an exorcism on mine

 

[Ringel05]

I'll be happy to baptize computers and smartphones.......... For a small fee........ Repairs are extra......

 

[Bleipriester]

I have redone the search and the xhamster results are now starting on page two! Bing is showing more respect for the celibacy, lol.

I figured out, Android is the most used platform (32 %, 3 % in 2010) from which accesses to Pornhub take place, followed by the iOS (31 %, 9 % in 2010) and all others including PCs (37 %, 88 % in 2010). These figures are from 2015, so the development will have continued in the meantime and its maybe now 40/40/20.

Further graphs :
KI soll Millionen PornHub-Videos ansehen und richtig vertaggen

Conclusion:
The priest is rather busy.