President Tweets Start of Military Operations in Libya from 10th Tee

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    President Tweets Start of Military Operations in Libya from 10th Tee
    Missiles Bomb Tripoli as President Bombs Tee Shot

    Thursday, March 24, 2011

    RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL – President Barack Obama addressed the American people this morning via Twitter, informing them of the start of military operations to enforce the no-fly zone over Libya.

    “my fellow amercns – tomhwks dropn on libya now. no fly zone in effect. AND i drove >250 off the tee! qdfy betta run n hide! lol,” read the tweet, which was immediately retweeted by Secretary of Defense Robert Gates.

    The tweet was sent from the President’s BlackBerry after rounding the turn following the front nine at Itanhangá Golf Club, widely considered Rio De Janeiro’s top golf course. Meanwhile, First Lady Michelle Obama tweeted that she and daughters Malia and Sasha were being treated to shopping at the exclusive boutiques of the famed Rua Gonçalves Dias.

    “stores here r crrrazy expnsv grl!” the First Lady tweeted, “m wants a baiana dress? uh uh. not in my lifetime. that thing is fuggly!”


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    Even under NATO, U.S. military will do the bulk of the fighting in Libya...
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    Europe relies on U.S. power again
    Thursday, March 31, 2011 - NATO defenses unbalanced
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    U.S. Ending Its Air Combat Role in Libya
    Friday, April 01, 2011 Washington (AP) - The Pentagon is about to pull its attack planes out of the international air campaign in Libya, hoping NATO partners can take up the slack.
     
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