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Those are some very lucky burglars. About every other pregnant woman I've been around would have blown both of them away with the shotgun, then gone on to beating their corpses with the buttstock until the cops showed up and pulled her off them.Pregnant Woman With Shotgun Thwarts Burglars
COON RAPIDS, Minn. (WCCO) Its the last thing two burglary suspects expected to hear when they broke into a Coon Rapids home. From within the house came the unmistakable sound of a pump shotgun. At the other end of that gun was a 22-year-old woman who is nine weeks pregnant.
The young woman asked not to be identified because the two suspects are still at large. However, she says when the men ignored her barking pit bull and black lab, and broke through a kitchen door, she had no other choice but to chamber a round into the 12-gauge shotgun.
Theres perhaps no other sound that commands as much respect and fear. The young woman at the business end of that gun was home alone and prepared to protect herself.
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Y'all pregnant bitches is crazy.