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Sarah Palin's New Job After Leaving Fox? Oh, The Possibilities

First though, doncha just love the way she talks? She never really says anything but, dang, that woman surely can shovel the shit:

"I’m taking my own advice here as I free up opportunities to share more broadly the message of the beauty of freedom and the imperative of defending our republic and restoring this most exceptional nation."

Before the rw's get their panties all bunched up around their armpits, there's actually some good stuff here.

Be sure to scroll down to the slideshow of Top Palinisms. :cuckoo:

And, for the record, although I think she's dumber than rocks, I think she was screwed over by the Grumpy Old Party. They hoped her cup size and nonsensical rhetoric like the above example would get the voter's attention and they wouldn't notice that the party is fascist and only wants in our pockets.
 
"I’m taking my own advice here as I free up opportunities to share more broadly the message of the beauty of freedom and the imperative of defending our republic and restoring this most exceptional nation."


Spoken like a true beauty queen
 
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Couldn't get that lucky! :eusa_pray:

Are you really that hard up?

Whatever she decides, she'll quit half way through.

She might as well do porn, since her looks and their fantasies are really the only reasons most republicans supported her.

AND THEY CAN GET IT FREE NOW, IN ANY LOCKED BASEMENT!​
What can be better USMB and PORN!​

Bring back the PORN protest....what going on? I'm sorry you can get it now, and not go to a store and be spotted...Internet or TV.
 
Sarah Palin's New Job After Leaving Fox? Oh, The Possibilities

First though, doncha just love the way she talks? She never really says anything but, dang, that woman surely can shovel the shit:

"I’m taking my own advice here as I free up opportunities to share more broadly the message of the beauty of freedom and the imperative of defending our republic and restoring this most exceptional nation."

Before the rw's get their panties all bunched up around their armpits, there's actually some good stuff here.

Be sure to scroll down to the slideshow of Top Palinisms. :cuckoo:

And, for the record, although I think she's dumber than rocks, I think she was screwed over by the Grumpy Old Party. They hoped her cup size and nonsensical rhetoric like the above example would get the voter's attention and they wouldn't notice that the party is fascist and only wants in our pockets.
She still would be a better potus then your hero obamaturd.
 
Sarah Palin's New Job After Leaving Fox? Oh, The Possibilities

First though, doncha just love the way she talks? She never really says anything but, dang, that woman surely can shovel the shit:

"I’m taking my own advice here as I free up opportunities to share more broadly the message of the beauty of freedom and the imperative of defending our republic and restoring this most exceptional nation."

Before the rw's get their panties all bunched up around their armpits, there's actually some good stuff here.

Be sure to scroll down to the slideshow of Top Palinisms. :cuckoo:

And, for the record, although I think she's dumber than rocks, I think she was screwed over by the Grumpy Old Party. They hoped her cup size and nonsensical rhetoric like the above example would get the voter's attention and they wouldn't notice that the party is fascist and only wants in our pockets.

Palin was mayor of a city and governor of a state, a hockey mom and cared for a Down's syndrome baby. What has Hillary ever done except threaten to ruin the lives of women who admitted having a relationship with or were raped by her husband.
 
She can get on the Deadliest Catch that's on early Saturday mornings. Love her in that venue especially when she gets the fish on board and bops it with a hammer.
 
Sarah Palin's New Job After Leaving Fox? Oh, The Possibilities

First though, doncha just love the way she talks? She never really says anything but, dang, that woman surely can shovel the shit:

"I’m taking my own advice here as I free up opportunities to share more broadly the message of the beauty of freedom and the imperative of defending our republic and restoring this most exceptional nation."

Before the rw's get their panties all bunched up around their armpits, there's actually some good stuff here.

Be sure to scroll down to the slideshow of Top Palinisms. :cuckoo:

And, for the record, although I think she's dumber than rocks, I think she was screwed over by the Grumpy Old Party. They hoped her cup size and nonsensical rhetoric like the above example would get the voter's attention and they wouldn't notice that the party is fascist and only wants in our pockets.

Palin was mayor of a city and governor of a state, a hockey mom and cared for a Down's syndrome baby. What has Hillary ever done except threaten to ruin the lives of women who admitted having a relationship with or were raped by her husband.

yeah but, Hillary made her way off the back of her husband being President, that's what they admire in women it seems..
 
Sarah Palin's New Job After Leaving Fox? Oh, The Possibilities

First though, doncha just love the way she talks? She never really says anything but, dang, that woman surely can shovel the shit:



Before the rw's get their panties all bunched up around their armpits, there's actually some good stuff here.

Be sure to scroll down to the slideshow of Top Palinisms. :cuckoo:

And, for the record, although I think she's dumber than rocks, I think she was screwed over by the Grumpy Old Party. They hoped her cup size and nonsensical rhetoric like the above example would get the voter's attention and they wouldn't notice that the party is fascist and only wants in our pockets.

Palin was mayor of a city and governor of a state, a hockey mom and cared for a Down's syndrome baby. What has Hillary ever done except threaten to ruin the lives of women who admitted having a relationship with or were raped by her husband.

yeah but, Hillary made her way off the back of her husband being President, that's what they admire in women it seems..
Hillary is still doing that.
 
Sarah Palin's New Job After Leaving Fox? Oh, The Possibilities

First though, doncha just love the way she talks? She never really says anything but, dang, that woman surely can shovel the shit:

"I’m taking my own advice here as I free up opportunities to share more broadly the message of the beauty of freedom and the imperative of defending our republic and restoring this most exceptional nation."

Before the rw's get their panties all bunched up around their armpits, there's actually some good stuff here.

Be sure to scroll down to the slideshow of Top Palinisms. :cuckoo:

And, for the record, although I think she's dumber than rocks, I think she was screwed over by the Grumpy Old Party. They hoped her cup size and nonsensical rhetoric like the above example would get the voter's attention and they wouldn't notice that the party is fascist and only wants in our pockets.

Palin was mayor of a city and governor of a state, a hockey mom and cared for a Down's syndrome baby. What has Hillary ever done except threaten to ruin the lives of women who admitted having a relationship with or were raped by her husband.

Is her site still up? A Down's syndrome baby like you need to find out! She will adopt if you qualify! I' will be glad to write a quaifcation letter, signed by many on usmb...
 

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