Plumb Tuckered Out From Shooting Democrats!

[Hossfly]

I don't shoot pollinators such as bees, wasps and hornets.
Pollinators feed and nourish the plants of the earth.
Honeybees give us nature's wonderful nectar: honey.
I call them REPUBLICANS

I shoot houseflies though
Houseflies spread disease and pestilence.
They eat dead, rotten, foul things.
They spread disease and pestilence to humans and animals.
Such as E-coli, anthrax, food poisoning, tularemia, conjunctivitis, typhoid, plus about 60 other diseases.

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I call them DEMOCRATS

Bought me a new BUG-A-SALT Gun this morning and I've spent the afternoon shooting DEMOCRATS.
Used up about a quarter of a pound of salt. It was worth every penny.
I don't keep count of the DEMOCRATS I shoot. I can't count that high.
Thought about giving them names though when I shoot. "Take that, Chuckie!" "Here's one for you, Eric!"
Well, that's it for today. Gotta exercise and strengthen my trigger finger for tomorrow. Later.

 

[Augustine_]

I don't shoot pollinators such as bees, wasps and hornets.
Pollinators feed and nourish the plants of the earth.
Honeybees give us nature's wonderful nectar: honey.
I call them REPUBLICANS

I shoot houseflies though
Houseflies spread disease and pestilence.
They eat dead, rotten, foul things.
They spread disease and pestilence to humans and animals.
Such as E-coli, anthrax, food poisoning, tularemia, conjunctivitis, typhoid, plus about 60 other diseases.

What Diseases do Flies Carry?

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pestcontrolheroes.com

I call them DEMOCRATS

Bought me a new BUG-A-SALT Gun this morning and I've spent the afternoon shooting DEMOCRATS.
Used up about a quarter of a pound of salt. It was worth every penny.
I don't keep count of the DEMOCRATS I shoot. I can't count that high.
Thought about giving them names though when I shoot. "Take that, Chuckie!" "Here's one for you, Eric!"
Well, that's it for today. Gotta exercise and strengthen my trigger finger for tomorrow. Later.

Nobody hates Americans more than republicans

 

[Foxfyre]

I don't shoot pollinators such as bees, wasps and hornets.
Pollinators feed and nourish the plants of the earth.
Honeybees give us nature's wonderful nectar: honey.
I call them REPUBLICANS

I shoot houseflies though
Houseflies spread disease and pestilence.
They eat dead, rotten, foul things.
They spread disease and pestilence to humans and animals.
Such as E-coli, anthrax, food poisoning, tularemia, conjunctivitis, typhoid, plus about 60 other diseases.

What Diseases do Flies Carry?

Related Posts Flies Facts You Didn’t Know Diseases Caused By Cockroaches List of Diseases Caused by Mosquitoes Flies with Green Bodies What Purpose Do Flies Serve? What Causes a Lot of Flies in The House?

pestcontrolheroes.com

I call them DEMOCRATS

Bought me a new BUG-A-SALT Gun this morning and I've spent the afternoon shooting DEMOCRATS.
Used up about a quarter of a pound of salt. It was worth every penny.
I don't keep count of the DEMOCRATS I shoot. I can't count that high.
Thought about giving them names though when I shoot. "Take that, Chuckie!" "Here's one for you, Eric!"
Well, that's it for today. Gotta exercise and strengthen my trigger finger for tomorrow. Later.

I honestly don't want to shoot them. At least most of them. ATTENTION MODS: THIS IS SATIRE +

I probably wouldn't complain too much though if they were muted, sterilized, and isolated from productive society until they were so outnumbered they couldn't promote so destructive and counter productive agenda.

 

[john doe 101]

I don't shoot pollinators such as bees, wasps and hornets.
Pollinators feed and nourish the plants of the earth.
Honeybees give us nature's wonderful nectar: honey.
I call them REPUBLICANS

I shoot houseflies though
Houseflies spread disease and pestilence.
They eat dead, rotten, foul things.
They spread disease and pestilence to humans and animals.
Such as E-coli, anthrax, food poisoning, tularemia, conjunctivitis, typhoid, plus about 60 other diseases.

What Diseases do Flies Carry?

Related Posts Flies Facts You Didn’t Know Diseases Caused By Cockroaches List of Diseases Caused by Mosquitoes Flies with Green Bodies What Purpose Do Flies Serve? What Causes a Lot of Flies in The House?

pestcontrolheroes.com

I call them DEMOCRATS

Bought me a new BUG-A-SALT Gun this morning and I've spent the afternoon shooting DEMOCRATS.
Used up about a quarter of a pound of salt. It was worth every penny.
I don't keep count of the DEMOCRATS I shoot. I can't count that high.
Thought about giving them names though when I shoot. "Take that, Chuckie!" "Here's one for you, Eric!"
Well, that's it for today. Gotta exercise and strengthen my trigger finger for tomorrow. Later.

You're literally one step away from actually doing it. I'm sure this post got you on a FBI watch list if you already werent on one.

 

[Hossfly]

Nobody hates Americans more than republicans

Nobody lies like Democrats.

 

[Foxfyre]

Nobody hates Americans more than republicans

Republicans are the only hope there is to save America from Democrats who hate it.
But then I suspect honeybees aren't all that fond of flies either.

 

[john doe 101]

I honestly don't want to shoot them. At least most of them. ATTENTION MODS: THIS IS SATIRE +

I probably would complain too much though if they were muted, sterilized, and isolated from productive society until they were so outnumbered they couldn't promote so destructive and counter productive agenda.

FBI wont think it's satire.

 

[Hossfly]

You're literally one step away from actually doing it. I'm sure this post got you on a FBI watch list if you already werent on one.

Fuck you and double fuck the FIB.

 

[Foxfyre]

FBI wont think it's satire.

Really? They're that dumb huh?

 

[Augustine_]

I honestly don't want to shoot them. At least most of them. ATTENTION MODS: THIS IS SATIRE +

I probably would complain too much though if they were muted, sterilized, and isolated from productive society until they were so outnumbered they couldn't promote so destructive and counter productive agenda.

You proto-terrorists are insane

 

[john doe 101]

Republicans are the only hope there is to save America from Democrats who hate it.
But then I suspect honeybees aren't all that fond of flies either.

Keep going down that rabbit hole we all know where this is going to end.

 

[Rambunctious]

Nobody hates Americans more than republicans

Then you have nothing to worry about.....

 

[Hossfly]

Really? They're that dumb huh?

They inherited dumb and stupid from their Democrat forebearers.

 

[john doe 101]

Really? They're that dumb huh?

I guess you're taking the risk when posting your violent fantasies on a public message board.

 

[Leo123]

Those bug a salt guns do work well, my buddy got one and I want one.

 

[Foxfyre]

They inherited dumb and stupid from their Democrat forebearers.

Well since I have a great nephew who is an FBI agent I won't say they all fit that description. My great nephew certainly doesn't but then he is assigned to a bright red state that almost certainly is not as corrupt as that in D.C. I also know some retired FBI agents here in Albuquerque and they're all decent good eggs.

But we can be pretty sure that most in D.C. are Democrats.

 

[Foxfyre]

Those bug a salt guns do work well, my buddy got one and I want one.

But who cleans up the salt? And dead flies?

 

[The Duke]

You're literally one step away from actually doing it. I'm sure this post got you on a FBI watch list if you already werent on one.

Bug-A-Salt, really?

 

[The Duke]

But who cleans up the salt? And dead flies?

The salt everywhere is a good question.

 

[john doe 101]

Bug-A-Salt, really?

Hey buddy nobody is stopping you why dont you express your violent fantasies on here as well and see what happens.