Abishai100
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- Sep 22, 2013
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Piracy involves adventurous burglary either on the high seas or on modern networks/media.
This is a capitalism-based mock-trial regarding the 'metaphysics' of piracy and legalese critique (inspired by the modern film American Made).
Cheers,
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LAWYER: You're accused of multiple cases of piracy!
DEFENDANT: I'm merely a 'speculator.'
LAWYER: You can't use risk as a justification for terror.
DEFENDANT: Re-appropriation is not terrorism...
LAWYER: Capitalism is about risk; you're not a 'scholar.'
DEFENDANT: I'm not a scholar, but I'm certainly a critic!
LAWYER: Imagine if we condoned vigilantes and charlatans!
DEFENDANT: What's wrong with 'political experimentation'?
LAWYER: Governance is not an 'experiment.'
DEFENDANT: Contracts are anything but 'fool-proof.'
LAWYER: You can't treat consumers as witnesses.
DEFENDANT: Consumerism has become mindless...
LAWYER: Legalese sarcasm is dangerous...
DEFENDANT: What about Las Vegas?
LAWYER: Vegas is monitored and federally controlled!
DEFENDANT: What about Bonnie and Clyde?
LAWYER: Romanticizing bank-robbery is simply poetry (not law).
DEFENDANT: We'll see how Trump handles Samsung and South Korea.
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This is a capitalism-based mock-trial regarding the 'metaphysics' of piracy and legalese critique (inspired by the modern film American Made).
Cheers,
====
LAWYER: You're accused of multiple cases of piracy!
DEFENDANT: I'm merely a 'speculator.'
LAWYER: You can't use risk as a justification for terror.
DEFENDANT: Re-appropriation is not terrorism...
LAWYER: Capitalism is about risk; you're not a 'scholar.'
DEFENDANT: I'm not a scholar, but I'm certainly a critic!
LAWYER: Imagine if we condoned vigilantes and charlatans!
DEFENDANT: What's wrong with 'political experimentation'?
LAWYER: Governance is not an 'experiment.'
DEFENDANT: Contracts are anything but 'fool-proof.'
LAWYER: You can't treat consumers as witnesses.
DEFENDANT: Consumerism has become mindless...
LAWYER: Legalese sarcasm is dangerous...
DEFENDANT: What about Las Vegas?
LAWYER: Vegas is monitored and federally controlled!
DEFENDANT: What about Bonnie and Clyde?
LAWYER: Romanticizing bank-robbery is simply poetry (not law).
DEFENDANT: We'll see how Trump handles Samsung and South Korea.
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