~Pinnochio~

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    Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consumating
    their passions. "Every time we make love", she said " I get splinters". So
    he went back to his maker, Gepetto, the carpenter, to ask his advice.
    "Sandpaper my boy, that's what you need" was the carpenter's response. A
    couple of weeks later the carpenter met Pinnochio, "How are you getting on
    with the girls now?" he asked

    "Who needs girls?" replied Pinnochio.
     

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