Pence starts wearing a mask after Dr Fauci tells him it'll protect him from women!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Vice-President Mike Pence has started wearing a mask after Anthony Fauci told him that it will protect him from women, Fauci has confirmed.​

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After seeing video of a maskless Pence touring the Mayo Clinic, on Tuesday, Fauci said, “I knew I had to come up with something fast” to get through to Pence.​

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Fauci immediately got on the phone with the Vice-President and informed him that “clinical research” had demonstrated that a mask is “an effective female-repellent.”​

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“I told him that wearing a mask would protect him from 99.99 per cent of all women,” Fauci said. “He seemed very impressed.”​

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In an official statement, the Vice-President thanked Fauci for his excellent advice and indicated that he would start wearing a mask at all times, including at home.​

Pence Starts Wearing Mask After Fauci Says It Will Protect Him from Women

After seeing video of a maskless Pence touring the Mayo Clinic, on Tuesday, Fauci said, “I knew I had to come up with something fast.”

www.newyorker.com

 

[Meathead]

After what's happening to his predecessor VP, Pence looks like a genius.

 

[DrLove]

After what's happening to his predecessor VP, Pence looks like a genius.

Mike Penis is a fucking idiot and that was a DICK MOVE. He claimed it was so he could "look people in the eye". Apparently he thinks these masks cover your eyes. Well, I guess they do in the case of the butthole who's mushroom knob he polishes daily.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Vice-President Mike Pence has started wearing a mask after Anthony Fauci told him that it will protect him from women, Fauci has confirmed.​

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After seeing video of a maskless Pence touring the Mayo Clinic, on Tuesday, Fauci said, “I knew I had to come up with something fast” to get through to Pence.​

​

Fauci immediately got on the phone with the Vice-President and informed him that “clinical research” had demonstrated that a mask is “an effective female-repellent.”​

​

“I told him that wearing a mask would protect him from 99.99 per cent of all women,” Fauci said. “He seemed very impressed.”​

​

In an official statement, the Vice-President thanked Fauci for his excellent advice and indicated that he would start wearing a mask at all times, including at home.​

Pence Starts Wearing Mask After Fauci Says It Will Protect Him from Women

After seeing video of a maskless Pence touring the Mayo Clinic, on Tuesday, Fauci said, “I knew I had to come up with something fast.”

www.newyorker.com

Especially when he gets into an elevator and he becomes trapped with a strange woman. The mask will protect him from the woman's pheromones so he won't be tempted to not keep his hands to himself.

 

[two_iron]

After what's happening to his predecessor VP, Pence looks like a genius.

Mike Penis is a fucking idiot and that was a DICK MOVE. He claimed it was so he could "look people in the eye". Apparently he thinks these masks cover your eyes. Well, I guess they do in the case of the butthole who's mushroom knob he polishes daily.

What you know about polishing knobs could probably start a new faggot wikipedia site.... hmm?

 

[Meathead]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Vice-President Mike Pence has started wearing a mask after Anthony Fauci told him that it will protect him from women, Fauci has confirmed.​

​

After seeing video of a maskless Pence touring the Mayo Clinic, on Tuesday, Fauci said, “I knew I had to come up with something fast” to get through to Pence.​

​

Fauci immediately got on the phone with the Vice-President and informed him that “clinical research” had demonstrated that a mask is “an effective female-repellent.”​

​

“I told him that wearing a mask would protect him from 99.99 per cent of all women,” Fauci said. “He seemed very impressed.”​

​

In an official statement, the Vice-President thanked Fauci for his excellent advice and indicated that he would start wearing a mask at all times, including at home.​

Pence Starts Wearing Mask After Fauci Says It Will Protect Him from Women

After seeing video of a maskless Pence touring the Mayo Clinic, on Tuesday, Fauci said, “I knew I had to come up with something fast.”

www.newyorker.com

Especially when he gets into an elevator and he becomes trapped with a strange woman. The mask will protect him from the woman's pheromones so he won't be tempted to not keep his hands to himself.

Yes, because the Secret Service would let him get into an elevator with some strange woman. We're not talking Clinton or Biden here. Idiot!

 

[Oddball]

Marginally amusing "satire".

*polite golf clap*

 

[okfine]

After what's happening to his predecessor VP, Pence looks like a genius.

Mike Penis is a fucking idiot and that was a DICK MOVE. He claimed it was so he could "look people in the eye". Apparently he thinks these masks cover your eyes. Well, I guess they do in the case of the butthole who's mushroom knob he polishes daily.

18 Days Pence and those black beady eyes.

 

[okfine]

After what's happening to his predecessor VP, Pence looks like a genius.

Mike Penis is a fucking idiot and that was a DICK MOVE. He claimed it was so he could "look people in the eye". Apparently he thinks these masks cover your eyes. Well, I guess they do in the case of the butthole who's mushroom knob he polishes daily.

What you know about polishing knobs could probably start a new faggot wikipedia site.... hmm?

You sure talk about dick alot. Hmmm.

 

[two_iron]

After what's happening to his predecessor VP, Pence looks like a genius.

Mike Penis is a fucking idiot and that was a DICK MOVE. He claimed it was so he could "look people in the eye". Apparently he thinks these masks cover your eyes. Well, I guess they do in the case of the butthole who's mushroom knob he polishes daily.

What you know about polishing knobs could probably start a new faggot wikipedia site.... hmm?

You sure talk about dick alot. Hmmm.

If that's your coy little way of asking if you can suck mine.... the answer is no.

 

[DrLove]

Especially when he gets into an elevator and he becomes trapped with a strange woman. The mask will protect him from the woman's pheromones so he won't be tempted to not keep his hands to himself.

The mask also protects Mikey from "The Gay" !!

 

[okfine]

After what's happening to his predecessor VP, Pence looks like a genius.

Mike Penis is a fucking idiot and that was a DICK MOVE. He claimed it was so he could "look people in the eye". Apparently he thinks these masks cover your eyes. Well, I guess they do in the case of the butthole who's mushroom knob he polishes daily.

What you know about polishing knobs could probably start a new faggot wikipedia site.... hmm?

You sure talk about dick alot. Hmmm.

If that's your coy little way of asking if you can suck mine.... the answer is no.

Damn near everything you post is about dick. Period.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Vice-President Mike Pence has started wearing a mask after Anthony Fauci told him that it will protect him from women, Fauci has confirmed.​

​

After seeing video of a maskless Pence touring the Mayo Clinic, on Tuesday, Fauci said, “I knew I had to come up with something fast” to get through to Pence.​

​

Fauci immediately got on the phone with the Vice-President and informed him that “clinical research” had demonstrated that a mask is “an effective female-repellent.”​

​

“I told him that wearing a mask would protect him from 99.99 per cent of all women,” Fauci said. “He seemed very impressed.”​

​

In an official statement, the Vice-President thanked Fauci for his excellent advice and indicated that he would start wearing a mask at all times, including at home.​

Pence Starts Wearing Mask After Fauci Says It Will Protect Him from Women

After seeing video of a maskless Pence touring the Mayo Clinic, on Tuesday, Fauci said, “I knew I had to come up with something fast.”

www.newyorker.com

Especially when he gets into an elevator and he becomes trapped with a strange woman. The mask will protect him from the woman's pheromones so he won't be tempted to not keep his hands to himself.

Yes, because the Secret Service would let him get into an elevator with some strange woman. We're not talking Clinton or Biden here. Idiot!

Will they need to wear masks too? I've heard those agents can be pretty rowdy around them females.
(Hint...you need to water that sense of humor..it's drying up. )

 

[DrLove]

After what's happening to his predecessor VP, Pence looks like a genius.

Mike Penis is a fucking idiot and that was a DICK MOVE. He claimed it was so he could "look people in the eye". Apparently he thinks these masks cover your eyes. Well, I guess they do in the case of the butthole who's mushroom knob he polishes daily.

What you know about polishing knobs could probably start a new faggot wikipedia site.... hmm?

You sure talk about dick alot. Hmmm.

If that's your coy little way of asking if you can suck mine.... the answer is no.

Damn near everything you post is about dick. Period.

Two Iron's Daddy scrambled his brains with a two iron and hence the name.
Among the duller tools here in our Trump Shed.

 

[rightwinger]

After what's happening to his predecessor VP, Pence looks like a genius.

Mike Penis is a fucking idiot and that was a DICK MOVE. He claimed it was so he could "look people in the eye". Apparently he thinks these masks cover your eyes. Well, I guess they do in the case of the butthole who's mushroom knob he polishes daily.

He also thinks that he can’t talk through a mask

 

[DrLove]

After what's happening to his predecessor VP, Pence looks like a genius.

Mike Penis is a fucking idiot and that was a DICK MOVE. He claimed it was so he could "look people in the eye". Apparently he thinks these masks cover your eyes. Well, I guess they do in the case of the butthole who's mushroom knob he polishes daily.

He also thinks that he can’t talk through a mask

Maybe he was worried that nobody would recognize him without his mushroom knob polishing device?

 

[Indeependent]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Vice-President Mike Pence has started wearing a mask after Anthony Fauci told him that it will protect him from women, Fauci has confirmed.​

​

After seeing video of a maskless Pence touring the Mayo Clinic, on Tuesday, Fauci said, “I knew I had to come up with something fast” to get through to Pence.​

​

Fauci immediately got on the phone with the Vice-President and informed him that “clinical research” had demonstrated that a mask is “an effective female-repellent.”​

​

“I told him that wearing a mask would protect him from 99.99 per cent of all women,” Fauci said. “He seemed very impressed.”​

​

In an official statement, the Vice-President thanked Fauci for his excellent advice and indicated that he would start wearing a mask at all times, including at home.​

Pence Starts Wearing Mask After Fauci Says It Will Protect Him from Women

After seeing video of a maskless Pence touring the Mayo Clinic, on Tuesday, Fauci said, “I knew I had to come up with something fast.”

www.newyorker.com

I'm waiting to find out how many Liberals caught C19 from committing adultery at the strip club.

 

[Pogo]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Vice-President Mike Pence has started wearing a mask after Anthony Fauci told him that it will protect him from women, Fauci has confirmed.​

​

After seeing video of a maskless Pence touring the Mayo Clinic, on Tuesday, Fauci said, “I knew I had to come up with something fast” to get through to Pence.​

​

Fauci immediately got on the phone with the Vice-President and informed him that “clinical research” had demonstrated that a mask is “an effective female-repellent.”​

​

“I told him that wearing a mask would protect him from 99.99 per cent of all women,” Fauci said. “He seemed very impressed.”​

​

In an official statement, the Vice-President thanked Fauci for his excellent advice and indicated that he would start wearing a mask at all times, including at home.​

Pence Starts Wearing Mask After Fauci Says It Will Protect Him from Women

After seeing video of a maskless Pence touring the Mayo Clinic, on Tuesday, Fauci said, “I knew I had to come up with something fast.”

www.newyorker.com

Especially when he gets into an elevator and he becomes trapped with a strange woman. The mask will protect him from the woman's pheromones so he won't be tempted to not keep his hands to himself.

Or if Rump and his daughter get on the same elevator he can pull the mask over his eyes.

 

[DrLove]

I'm waiting to find out how many Liberals caught C19 from committing adultery at the strip club.

You mean like in 2012?

Tampa Strip Clubs Prepare for Horny Conservatives During Republican National Convention

In late August, hundreds of thousands of Republican heavyweights will descend on Tampa to officially crown Mitt Romney their presidential nominee and celebrate their policies, which include abstinence-only education, limiting women's reproductive health choices, and an aversion to birth control...

www.miaminewtimes.com

 

[Indeependent]

I'm waiting to find out how many Liberals caught C19 from committing adultery at the strip club.

You mean like in 2012?

Tampa Strip Clubs Prepare for Horny Conservatives During Republican National Convention

In late August, hundreds of thousands of Republican heavyweights will descend on Tampa to officially crown Mitt Romney their presidential nominee and celebrate their policies, which include abstinence-only education, limiting women's reproductive health choices, and an aversion to birth control...

www.miaminewtimes.com

Exactly!
Now we're on the same page!
Both Parties suck!