Pee in the yard...

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  1. Big Black Dog
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    This afternoon, at 4:00 pm, let's all go out in the yard, face to the East, and pee in the yard! Sound like a good idea?
     
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    Purpose?
     
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    no the minute i squat the dogs will knock me over....a dick is a handy thing at times
     
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    no catheter handy ?
     
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    Ok, but can I call you for bail money if I get arrested for indecent exposure or lewd conduct? ;)
     
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    then i would have to figure out which direct is east.....iz slow
     
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    Get ya a P-mate. Piss on them dogs.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfL8-AgWBf0]YouTube - Women, Now You Can...PEE STANDING UP![/ame]
     
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    You sound 'experienced' with this sorta thing :lol:
     
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    I was young and needed the work, errrr ... money. :redface:
     
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    Bad as my dad trying to sell a peek at his older sister to the local boys for a nickel....He was a capitalist at heart as a little guy. Sis did not take it so well she floored him.
     
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