Cammmpbell
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This discussion is deep.
In discussions about ancient gods the shit is always deep:
1) Mankind and dinosaurs on a boat till nearly four mile deep waters receded/evaporated?
2)Big fish puking up live men?
3) Folks enduring a 1200 degreefurnace?
4) Seas opening long enough for the white hats to pass then closing on the bad guys?
5) Stone walls falling on command?
6) Evil people being turned into salt?
7) The sun blacked out by an invisilbe man in the sky
8) 5,000 hungry pilgrims plus women and children
being fed with two fish and five loaves then twelve baskets of leftovers collected?
9) Virgin Birth?
10) Healing leprosy by touching?
11) Walking on water?
12) Turning water into wine?
13) Raising from the dead?
14) Hanging a man up and bleeding him to death only to see
him rise again?
Virganic birth is possible through artificial insemination.
If man can do it so can God.
LOL..........my mind wanders at age 77 but I can just see those goat herders laughing behind Joseph and Mary's back saying, "Yeah Right!"
Jesus was a Jewish bastard. That meant born out of wedlock. Today it don't mean shit....half of the kids born are born out of wedlock.