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After it was discovered that the last astronaut was actually Jewish and planted an Israeli flag on the moon, Palestinian leaders have official declared that the Moon actually belongs to them, prompting many to want to relocate there.
"This will require the beheading of at least another 500 Israelil children!" proclaimed Yassar Rellyfat, nephew of Yassar Arafat. "Death to the US!"
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