Palerider out for a ride

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    Palerider was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.
    "What are you doing?" he asks.
    "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
    While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity and he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
    So, she does.
    After she's finished the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting! You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"
    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."


    disclaimer, I modified a viral email joke.
     
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    :eek: You can't say things like that against the person I am going to write in for President in 2012 election...
     
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    Rand Paul? The Gay who PR kissed?
     
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    Doggy, you really had me worried there for a minute....I thought the sentence was going to be "You can't say things like that against the person I am going to marry..."
     
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    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
     

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