Palerider out for a ride

Palerider was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity and he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, she does.
After she's finished the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting! You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."


disclaimer, I modified a viral email joke.

 

You can't say things like that against the person I am going to write in for President in 2012 election...

 

Rand Paul? The Gay who PR kissed?

 

Doggy, you really had me worried there for a minute....I thought the sentence was going to be "You can't say things like that against the person I am going to marry..."