My case wasn't a typical case. My doctor was stupid to realize where my uterus was at before he made me go through hours of labor. Afterwords he told me I would always have to have a c section to do this, I wanted to punch him. And don't worry I was really just joking around, and I sure as hell didn't take offense to anything you said. And I am sure getting power shots in the arm sucks too.I dilated completely and pushed for three hours after twenty three hours of labor with my epidural having worn off and then they figured out his head was stuck on my pelvis. And as for c sections not being that bad, the thing is you forget the pain but I didn't. Just to go to the bathroom I had to hold a pillow because of the pain. At one point I coughed and it hurt so bad I asked the nurse to make sure I had not split open. Then to top it off since they pull out your insides when they do one I didn't poop for almost two weeks. You try taking a crap after two weeks when you have a six incision on your stomach.If my penis was supposed to dilate like a vagina, it surely would make it easier. But cesarean is for those women that don't sufficiently dilate, or are just too small. My first wife and a girl friend both had a C-sections. Both were given locals and said it wasn't that bad.
And as for the epidural they don't put it in until you are farther along, so you are having painful contraction and you have to hunch over your pregnant belly and stay very still so they don't paralize you when they threading it into your spine. Yeah! So you are right, it is just a walk in the park.
I didn't claim it was "a walk in the park." I simply repeated what I was told. I never heard anything like that from either of my exs. But I'm not calling you a liar either. I'm sure you're telling the truth. I'll have to make a point to remember to ask one of them if it was really that bad for them though. Now I'm curious.
I do know one thing for sure though, and that's that a c-section saves the female part from partial ruin. It still feels the same, thank God.
I flitched once when I got Hep shot in my ass, my ass hurt for weeks.
I think the worst was when I had to get a shot in my finger to numb it before I got stitches, I swear the guy scraped the bone.