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Sandy73
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There was an indian named Onestone.
>
> This was his Indian name given to him because he had only one
testicle.
>
> After years and years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, "If
anyone
> calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around
> and nobody called him that any more.
>
> Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good
morning,
> Onestone."
>
> He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest and there
he
> made love to her all day, he made love to her all night, he made love
to
her
> all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
>
> The word got around that Onestone meant business.
>
> Years went by until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village
after
> many years away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was
overjoyed
when
> she saw Onestone and h! ugged him and said, "Good to see you,
Onestone."
>
> Onestone grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made
love
to
> her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the
next
day,
> made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
>
> What is the moral of the story?
>
> You'll love this!!!! ;> )
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> You can't kill two Birds with Onestone.
>
> This was his Indian name given to him because he had only one
testicle.
>
> After years and years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, "If
anyone
> calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around
> and nobody called him that any more.
>
> Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good
morning,
> Onestone."
>
> He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest and there
he
> made love to her all day, he made love to her all night, he made love
to
her
> all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
>
> The word got around that Onestone meant business.
>
> Years went by until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village
after
> many years away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was
overjoyed
when
> she saw Onestone and h! ugged him and said, "Good to see you,
Onestone."
>
> Onestone grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made
love
to
> her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the
next
day,
> made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
>
> What is the moral of the story?
>
> You'll love this!!!! ;> )
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> You can't kill two Birds with Onestone.
