Onestone

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    There was an indian named Onestone.
    >
    > This was his Indian name given to him because he had only one
    testicle.
    >
    > After years and years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, "If
    anyone
    > calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around
    > and nobody called him that any more.
    >
    > Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good
    morning,
    > Onestone."
    >
    > He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest and there
    he
    > made love to her all day, he made love to her all night, he made love
    to
    her
    > all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
    >
    > The word got around that Onestone meant business.
    >
    > Years went by until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village
    after
    > many years away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was
    overjoyed
    when
    > she saw Onestone and h! ugged him and said, "Good to see you,
    Onestone."
    >
    > Onestone grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made
    love
    to
    > her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the
    next
    day,
    > made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
    >
    > What is the moral of the story?
    >
    > You'll love this!!!! ;> )
    >
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    > You can't kill two Birds with Onestone.
     
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