OMG! Walkers Budget Pulls State Funded Birth Control!

Mad Scientist

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Sep 15, 2008
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What an evil evil evil man.


But in other breaking news............

I pissed off my girlfriend last night by getting a little tipsy while she was at work (She works at Hooters, and they serve vodka now!).

And she invented the new, FREE BIRTH CONTROL!!!!! She crossed her legs and said "Go play with your XBox because you aint' playing with mine."

Wow. Spread the word to the ghetto and trailor parks!!!! An all new FREE form of birth control that works 100% of the time!!!!!! And it's free!!!
 
What an evil evil evil man.


But in other breaking news............

I pissed off my girlfriend last night by getting a little tipsy while she was at work (She works at Hooters, and they serve vodka now!).

And she invented the new, FREE BIRTH CONTROL!!!!! She crossed her legs and said "Go play with your XBox because you aint' playing with mine."

Wow. Spread the word to the ghetto and trailor parks!!!! An all new FREE form of birth control that works 100% of the time!!!!!! And it's free!!!
Abstinence NEVER works Bucs, remember that Palin kid?

Besides, that's $15 dollars that could be used toward more important things like cell phones and nail polish.
 

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