Greetings earthlings, I am Henry Tremblechin, a warrior from the dying planet Ayowell in the Fustercluck sector of cyberspace. As I was away at war, my home planet burst into flames and I was denied the right to die with honor. My family is gone... scattered to the etherwind... ghosts seeking peace for their troubled souls. I come now alone to this strange new world seeking a new life, a new civilization - to boldly go where no one has gone before as a shamed and disgraced warrior. I come in peace and hope that my humble introduction does not cause alarm. I have chosen this innocuous name in an effort to present myself as being harmless. Henry Tremblechin was one of my heros when I was a child many years ago. I have taken this name in his honor. Having perused your world in this sector, I have concluded that I may be able to walk among you without drawing much attention to myself. It may take me a period of time to adjust to your customs and understand your social heirarchy, so please be patient with me. Ayowell has long been dying, so I am prepared to accept her merciful death with the true grit of a warrior. Thank you for your kind attention. As Henry would say "See you in the funny papers".