Old Habits Die Hard

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    Greetings earthlings,
    I am Henry Tremblechin, a warrior from the dying planet Ayowell in the Fustercluck
    sector of cyberspace.

    As I was away at war, my home planet burst into flames and I was denied the right to die with honor. My family is gone... scattered to the etherwind... ghosts seeking peace for their troubled souls.
    I come now alone to this strange new world seeking a new life, a new civilization - to boldly go where no one has gone before as a shamed and disgraced warrior.

    I come in peace and hope that my humble introduction does not cause alarm.
    I have chosen this innocuous name in an effort to present myself as being harmless.
    Henry Tremblechin was one of my heros when I was a child many years ago.
    I have taken this name in his honor.

    Having perused your world in this sector, I have concluded that I may be able to walk among you without drawing much attention to myself.
    It may take me a period of time to adjust to your customs and understand your social heirarchy, so please be patient with me.

    Ayowell has long been dying, so I am prepared to accept her merciful death with the true grit of a warrior.

    Thank you for your kind attention.
    As Henry would say "See you in the funny papers".
     
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    Very Creative Dude. KaPla (I don't know if I spelled that right.)
     
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    then you need to know...we eat our dead here...it is...the way
     
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    editec Mr. Forgot-it-All

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    There can be only one.
     
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    Amanda Calm as a Hindu cow

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    :welcome:
     
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    bItu Hpa' bIHeghjaja for your lovely introduction.
     
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    Welcome Henry.

    I am Xotoxi.
     
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    Well, at least he didn't say he was being hunted by Davros and his pack of renegade Daleks. :lol:
     
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    i can go with eating the dead...but i will be damned if i will be fucking any of them...


    welcome and enjoy
     

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