Obama goes to a psychic

[williepete]

Barack Hussein Obama, after the mid-term elections, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death.

Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer:
"You will die on a Jewish holiday."
"Which one?" Obama asks nervously.
"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. "Whenever you die, it'll
be a Jewish holiday."

 

[Moonglow]

That's what they told Reagan also....