Fella up to Bellows Falls (Vermont), Fred.... Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
Fred, like The IRS, kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.
Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
Fred's favourite rooster, Old Bama, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed Old Bama's bell hadn't rung at all!
When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To Fred's amazement, Old Bama had His bell in His beak, so it couldn't ring.
He'd sneak up on a pullet, do His job and walk on to the next one. Sorta like t'other fella with a similar name does to taxpayers.
Fred was so proud of Old Bama, he entered Him in the Rutland City Show and He became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded Old Bama the "No Bell Piece Prize," but they also awarded Him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
Clearly Old Bama was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
Vote carefully in the next election, you can’t always hear the bells.
Nope, can't claim credit for this one - it was sent me by a friend who was sent it by a friend who was sent it by a friend and who.........
There, now you deeply offended Marxists can't take me to task for pulling a Joe Biden.
Fred, like The IRS, kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.
Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
Fred's favourite rooster, Old Bama, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed Old Bama's bell hadn't rung at all!
When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To Fred's amazement, Old Bama had His bell in His beak, so it couldn't ring.
He'd sneak up on a pullet, do His job and walk on to the next one. Sorta like t'other fella with a similar name does to taxpayers.
Fred was so proud of Old Bama, he entered Him in the Rutland City Show and He became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded Old Bama the "No Bell Piece Prize," but they also awarded Him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
Clearly Old Bama was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
Vote carefully in the next election, you can’t always hear the bells.
Nope, can't claim credit for this one - it was sent me by a friend who was sent it by a friend who was sent it by a friend and who.........
There, now you deeply offended Marxists can't take me to task for pulling a Joe Biden.
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