Hale
Patriot
- Feb 3, 2019
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Now that Cohen has been revealed as a total nothing-burger, what shall we do next?
Should we pretend Cohen never happened and continue the collusion narrative, promising an impending Mueller "bombshell"? Or shall we take a different, wiser tangent? One thing is certain, Trump is GUILTY and UNFIT, and something must be done. Even a Republican like me knows that!
So in true bipartisan spirit, I've compiled some possibilities that should be considered. I've run these through the same computer used to predict global warming, so the actual probabilities are included. They're 100% accurate, you can trust me:
You're welcome, Democrats!
Should we pretend Cohen never happened and continue the collusion narrative, promising an impending Mueller "bombshell"? Or shall we take a different, wiser tangent? One thing is certain, Trump is GUILTY and UNFIT, and something must be done. Even a Republican like me knows that!
So in true bipartisan spirit, I've compiled some possibilities that should be considered. I've run these through the same computer used to predict global warming, so the actual probabilities are included. They're 100% accurate, you can trust me:
- Trump is an alien from the planet Flaflooga, sent to take over the Earth with his mind-ray: 87%
- Trump is literally Hitler, thawed from cryogenic suspension and here to establish the New Reich: 92%
- A Genuine Birth Certificate will be found proving that Trump is a Russian national (how ironic!): 41%
- Cancelled checks from Trump to Putin with the memo "Thanks for the boost" will surface: 78%
- Trump and Pence will both get "an offer they can't refuse" from Kim: 18%
- Pelosi and Schumer will prove that Trump is actually their 17 year old love child: 29%
- AOC will tweet a clapback so stunning that Trump will resign in shame: 65%
You're welcome, Democrats!
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