Zander
Platinum Member
I am going to ride my bicycle down to city hall and file a complaint! First I will have to put my safety helmet on - yep, a fucking helmet to ride a bike! Then I'll have to take the 2 hour safety course - that is required to obtain the license. You need the license in order to ride the bike on city streets. Then I will ride my newly licensed bike with my safety helmt on down to City hall. woo hoo!! Of course - legally I will have to WALK the bike through the intersections- can't take a chances ya know!! ....oh fuck it, this shit is taking forever....wtf was I complaining about?