Nice Trade!

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    One day George W. Bush was leading three cows into the White House. A Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said, "Nice cows, sir."
    The president replied, "These are not just any cows; these are authentic Texas Black Angus cows. I got one for Laura, one for Barbara, and one for Jenna."
    The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted and replied, "Nice trade, sir."
     
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    First, that's an old Clinton joke (Bill got something for Hillary).

    Second, have you seen the Bush twins? Hot! Hardly two girls to be traded for cows.
     
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    Yeah they are both 10 cow women.
     
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    Geez, if she only costs one cow, I'll trade for Jenna right now.

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    And people wonder why I vote Republican. I mean, would you rather vote for that, or this?

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    Those are the (John) Kerry twins.
     
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    Hmm, chubby cat cheeks vs. horse teeth.
     
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    Yep. I vote "none of the above".

    :stupid:
     

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