Discussion in 'Humor' started by GotZoom, Mar 17, 2006.
"You have such a cute little tush..you sure you aren't 18?"
"Now, now, now...shhhh...don't cry. I'm scared of Hillary too. Bad lady...Bad lady."
Aaaaaaa, we're going to have a nice weekend, I promise!
Gee Bill, is that a Tic Tac in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
It'll be even better AFTER the operation.
" Hey hon---how are your 389 brothers and sisters doing? "
im sure we can get you into brigham young this year
"When you have your sister face me, then stand on her sholders like that, it works out for EVERYBODY"
Side note: I know a guy whose daughter ran to him after school - He picked her up just like that, and because his hand was on her butt, one of the other parents reported him to the school...He got a visit by state workers.
"I did not have sexual relations with your mamma'
"OOOH,Thanks for the cigars, Uncle Billl!"
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