New Zealand Student Auctions Virginity Online to Pay for College

[xotoxi]

In college, my buddy used to say: "I am going to show her the greatest three seconds of her life."

Always thought it was witty.

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[geauxtohell]

I wouldn't say it felt like a pop!
More like a tearing out of my insides!
Of course five seconds later, well I don't think I need to explain.

In college, my buddy used to say: "I am going to show her the greatest three seconds of her life."

Always thought it was witty.

But sometimes it only takes three seconds!

You should track that guy down.

And marry him.

 

[Luissa]

In college, my buddy used to say: "I am going to show her the greatest three seconds of her life."

Always thought it was witty.

But sometimes it only takes three seconds!

You should track that guy down.

And marry him.

He is only good for one thing!

 

[Luissa]

Yeah, that was his basic point:

"They aren't going to tell you how many guys they fucked, they are going to tell you how many boyfriends they had."

Just say I have had the same number for five years.

Wow, you became a nun?

In all seriousness, I always thought it was silly. Who really fucking cares? Only guys are so conceded to think they are going to get the drop on women on this matter.

And only guys are so conceded that they want to plant a flag somewhere when there number far exceeds zero.

It's a suckers game. Women are bound to win it.

At least it doesn't set most dudes back 30 gs.

It means I have been lying for five years!

 

[geauxtohell]

But sometimes it only takes three seconds!

You should track that guy down.

And marry him.

He is only good for one thing!

Well, if you had to be good at one thing, that's a pretty good thing to be good at.

This thread has devolved into hilarity.

Or maybe it's me. I am a little slap happy.

 

[geauxtohell]

Just say I have had the same number for five years.

Wow, you became a nun?

In all seriousness, I always thought it was silly. Who really fucking cares? Only guys are so conceded to think they are going to get the drop on women on this matter.

And only guys are so conceded that they want to plant a flag somewhere when there number far exceeds zero.

It's a suckers game. Women are bound to win it.

At least it doesn't set most dudes back 30 gs.

It means I have been lying for five years!

NO!

I refuse to believe that any woman would lie about such a thing!

 

[Article 15]

If the photoshopped chic got 3.7 million and this chic only got a lil over 30k, I'm not sure I want to see the pics anymore.

 

[Luissa]

If the photoshopped chic got 3.7 million and this chic only got a lil over 30k, I'm not sure I want to see the pics anymore.

 

[Luissa]

Wow, you became a nun?

In all seriousness, I always thought it was silly. Who really fucking cares? Only guys are so conceded to think they are going to get the drop on women on this matter.

And only guys are so conceded that they want to plant a flag somewhere when there number far exceeds zero.

It's a suckers game. Women are bound to win it.

At least it doesn't set most dudes back 30 gs.

It means I have been lying for five years!

NO!

I refuse to believe that any woman would lie about such a thing!

It isn't really lying, that is just the last time I was sure what my number was. jk

 

[geauxtohell]

It means I have been lying for five years!

NO!

I refuse to believe that any woman would lie about such a thing!

It isn't really lying, that is just the last time I was sure what my number was. jk

Ever seen "Grandma's Boy"?

"I have a confession, you were my first...."

 

[Article 15]

NO!

I refuse to believe that any woman would lie about such a thing!

It isn't really lying, that is just the last time I was sure what my number was. jk

Ever seen "Grandma's Boy"?

"I have a confession, you were my first...."

"I shoulda worn a condom ..."

 

[Yurt]

i have no doubt that 99.9% of the men on this forum WISH they could raise money this way

 

[geauxtohell]

i have no doubt that 99.9% of the men on this forum WISH they could raise money this way

Fuck yeah, I do!

What, was that supposed to be a "pearl of wisdom"?

 

[Yurt]

i have no doubt that 99.9% of the men on this forum WISH they could raise money this way

Fuck yeah, I do!

What, was that supposed to be a "pearl of wisdom"?

uh...no, it was simply a statement of fact

are you gay?

 

[geauxtohell]

are you gay?

Only for you, Yurty.

Only for you....................

 

[Luissa]

NO!

I refuse to believe that any woman would lie about such a thing!

It isn't really lying, that is just the last time I was sure what my number was. jk

Ever seen "Grandma's Boy"?

"I have a confession, you were my first...."

Love that movie!
I have not been with that many people!

I just like to bloke out some of the men I have been with.

 

[geauxtohell]

I have not been with that many people!

I just like to bloke out some of the men I have been with.

LOL. It's all your business.

I have just appreciated your levity on the thread. I was afraid it was going to turn into a soap box for the moralists.

On that note: good for this savvy young capitalist.

 

[Dr Grump]

Well, she is from Northland....some parts of Northland are NZ's equivalent to Duelling Banjo country (nudge, nudge, wink, wink).....

 

[uscitizen]

A student in New Zealand has auctioned her virginity to a stranger for almost $31,900 to help fund her university tuition fees.
The 19-year-old offered her virginity to the highest bidder in an online auction on the www.ineed.co.nz Web site after she found herself desperate for money.
The student, who called herself "Unigirl," said that she was delighted with the outcome and thanked auction participants who had bid more than she expected.

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I certainly hope she made the guy get tested first.

Hey we should have bought her to keep the Yellowstone supervolcano from erupting.

 

[Yurt]

are you gay?

Only for you, Yurty.

Only for you....................

if you're going to be gay for me....then you gay....