In college, my buddy used to say: "I am going to show her the greatest three seconds of her life."
Always thought it was witty.
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In college, my buddy used to say: "I am going to show her the greatest three seconds of her life."
Always thought it was witty.
I wouldn't say it felt like a pop!
More like a tearing out of my insides!
Of course five seconds later, well I don't think I need to explain.
In college, my buddy used to say: "I am going to show her the greatest three seconds of her life."
Always thought it was witty.
But sometimes it only takes three seconds!
In college, my buddy used to say: "I am going to show her the greatest three seconds of her life."
Always thought it was witty.
But sometimes it only takes three seconds!
You should track that guy down.
And marry him.
It means I have been lying for five years!Yeah, that was his basic point:
"They aren't going to tell you how many guys they fucked, they are going to tell you how many boyfriends they had."
Just say I have had the same number for five years.
Wow, you became a nun?
In all seriousness, I always thought it was silly. Who really fucking cares? Only guys are so conceded to think they are going to get the drop on women on this matter.
And only guys are so conceded that they want to plant a flag somewhere when there number far exceeds zero.
It's a suckers game. Women are bound to win it.
At least it doesn't set most dudes back 30 gs.
But sometimes it only takes three seconds!
You should track that guy down.
And marry him.
He is only good for one thing!
It means I have been lying for five years!Just say I have had the same number for five years.
Wow, you became a nun?
In all seriousness, I always thought it was silly. Who really fucking cares? Only guys are so conceded to think they are going to get the drop on women on this matter.
And only guys are so conceded that they want to plant a flag somewhere when there number far exceeds zero.
It's a suckers game. Women are bound to win it.
At least it doesn't set most dudes back 30 gs.
If the photoshopped chic got 3.7 million and this chic only got a lil over 30k, I'm not sure I want to see the pics anymore.
It means I have been lying for five years!Wow, you became a nun?
In all seriousness, I always thought it was silly. Who really fucking cares? Only guys are so conceded to think they are going to get the drop on women on this matter.
And only guys are so conceded that they want to plant a flag somewhere when there number far exceeds zero.
It's a suckers game. Women are bound to win it.
At least it doesn't set most dudes back 30 gs.
NO!
I refuse to believe that any woman would lie about such a thing!
It means I have been lying for five years!
NO!
I refuse to believe that any woman would lie about such a thing!
It isn't really lying, that is just the last time I was sure what my number was. jk
NO!
I refuse to believe that any woman would lie about such a thing!
It isn't really lying, that is just the last time I was sure what my number was. jk
Ever seen "Grandma's Boy"?
"I have a confession, you were my first...."
i have no doubt that 99.9% of the men on this forum WISH they could raise money this way
i have no doubt that 99.9% of the men on this forum WISH they could raise money this way
Fuck yeah, I do!
What, was that supposed to be a "pearl of wisdom"?
Love that movie!NO!
I refuse to believe that any woman would lie about such a thing!
It isn't really lying, that is just the last time I was sure what my number was. jk
Ever seen "Grandma's Boy"?
"I have a confession, you were my first...."
I have not been with that many people!
I just like to bloke out some of the men I have been with.
☭proletarian☭;1972442 said:New Zealand Student Auctions Virginity Online to Pay for College - International News | News of the World | Middle East News | Europe News - FOXNews.comA student in New Zealand has auctioned her virginity to a stranger for almost $31,900 to help fund her university tuition fees.
The 19-year-old offered her virginity to the highest bidder in an online auction on the www.ineed.co.nz Web site after she found herself desperate for money.
The student, who called herself "Unigirl," said that she was delighted with the outcome and thanked auction participants who had bid more than she expected.
I certainly hope she made the guy get tested first.