National Political Weather Service: Trumpical Storm Donald Warning!

[Derideo_Te]

The National Political Weather Service has issues a Trumpical Storm Donald Warning.

The growing central hot air mass is gaining energy from surrounding low IQ pressure zones in the south and is starting to develop into a major political weather system the NPWS warned today. As it moves through the stratosphere it touches down in various regions causing local disturbances. This pattern could have serious long term impacts for the national political weather over the next couple of months according to the latest press release.

In other areas the Hillary front has moved away from the Benghazi disturbance but is now encountering fresh turbulence that is causing lower ratings pressure zones. Tropical Storm Bernie is gaining momentum and that is resulting in unusual patterns on the far left that are drawing away energy and weakening the Hillary front. The NPWS will be watching this closely to see how it develops.

Statistikhengst Pogo

 

[Statistikhengst]

A mixing of the Bernie Front with the Trump front could cause double-spiral helix Tsunamis that split off in all directions, but all land eventually at the Trump Taj MaWall in Texas.

 

[Derideo_Te]

A mixing of the Bernie Front with the Trump front could cause double-spiral helix Tsunamis that split off in all directions, but all land eventually at the Trump Taj MaWall in Texas.

That is the danger with this kind of a political weather pattern emerging. It is impossible to be sure exactly which way the wind is blowing around Trumpical Storm Donald. All that does seem to be known at this time is that the amount of hot air is growing at an alarming rate. So much so that it could lead to a global warming of the political climate.

 

[Statistikhengst]

A mixing of the Bernie Front with the Trump front could cause double-spiral helix Tsunamis that split off in all directions, but all land eventually at the Trump Taj MaWall in Texas.

That is the danger with this kind of a political weather pattern emerging. It is impossible to be sure exactly which way the wind is blowing around Trumpical Storm Donald. All that does seem to be known at this time is that the amount of hot air is growing at an alarming rate. So much so that it could lead to a global warming of the political climate.

A characteristic of Trumpical Storm Donald is the unpredictability of humidity, according to five measures:

Toupee-Con5 - harsh rain, some winds, but your toupee is safe
Toupee-Con4 - harsher rains, harsher winds, better wear a button up hat
Toupee-Con3 - gale force rains and winds, strong possibility that your toupee will fly away
Toupee-Con2 - extreme gale force rains and winds, your toupee and the one hidden in your crotch will both fly away.
Toupee-Con1 - end of the universe. Game over. Toupee already blown to Beta Centauri.

 

[Derideo_Te]

A mixing of the Bernie Front with the Trump front could cause double-spiral helix Tsunamis that split off in all directions, but all land eventually at the Trump Taj MaWall in Texas.

That is the danger with this kind of a political weather pattern emerging. It is impossible to be sure exactly which way the wind is blowing around Trumpical Storm Donald. All that does seem to be known at this time is that the amount of hot air is growing at an alarming rate. So much so that it could lead to a global warming of the political climate.

A characteristic of Trumpical Storm Donald is the unpredictability of humidity, according to five measures:

Toupee-Con5 - harsh rain, some winds, but your toupee is safe
Toupee-Con4 - harsher rains, harsher winds, better wear a button up hat
Toupee-Con3 - gale force rains and winds, strong possibility that your toupee will fly away
Toupee-Con2 - extreme gale force rains and winds, your toupee and the one hidden in your crotch will both fly away.
Toupee-Con1 - end of the universe. Game over. Toupee already blown to Beta Centauri.

 

[ChrisL]

A mixing of the Bernie Front with the Trump front could cause double-spiral helix Tsunamis that split off in all directions, but all land eventually at the Trump Taj MaWall in Texas.

That is the danger with this kind of a political weather pattern emerging. It is impossible to be sure exactly which way the wind is blowing around Trumpical Storm Donald. All that does seem to be known at this time is that the amount of hot air is growing at an alarming rate. So much so that it could lead to a global warming of the political climate.

Darn. I was going to say all the hot air would be the reason behind global warming.

 

[Derideo_Te]

A mixing of the Bernie Front with the Trump front could cause double-spiral helix Tsunamis that split off in all directions, but all land eventually at the Trump Taj MaWall in Texas.

That is the danger with this kind of a political weather pattern emerging. It is impossible to be sure exactly which way the wind is blowing around Trumpical Storm Donald. All that does seem to be known at this time is that the amount of hot air is growing at an alarming rate. So much so that it could lead to a global warming of the political climate.

Darn. I was going to say all the hot air would be the reason behind global warming.

Nah! Just a load of political warming under the collars of those who are unhappy to be out of their comfort zone. This kind of pressure fluctuation was only supposed to be short term with minor flash flooding of the media that would soon pass and return to normal. However Trumpical Storm Donald has all the elements of a Monsoon season that could result in drowning out the smaller patterns and leaving them high and dry after it passes.

 

[Statistikhengst]

The newest reports show that Trumpical Storm Front Donald has moved north, to Antler, North Dakota. The storm is Toupee-Con 3 and has been code named "20 Lily White Toupees".

 

[Pogo]

The National Political Weather Service has issues a Trumpical Storm Donald Warning.

The growing central hot air mass is gaining energy from surrounding low IQ pressure zones in the south and is starting to develop into a major political weather system the NPWS warned today. As it moves through the stratosphere it touches down in various regions causing local disturbances. This pattern could have serious long term impacts for the national political weather over the next couple of months according to the latest press release.

In other areas the Hillary front has moved away from the Benghazi disturbance but is now encountering fresh turbulence that is causing lower ratings pressure zones. Tropical Storm Bernie is gaining momentum and that is resulting in unusual patterns on the far left that are drawing away energy and weakening the Hillary front. The NPWS will be watching this closely to see how it develops.

Statistikhengst Pogo

Tsk tsk. You'll now be sued by the Rumpian Attorney Team (RAT). Your case will be filed in the order The Dongle directed them. Which means your wait time is approximately 33 years.

 

[Derideo_Te]

The National Political Weather Service has issues a Trumpical Storm Donald Warning.

The growing central hot air mass is gaining energy from surrounding low IQ pressure zones in the south and is starting to develop into a major political weather system the NPWS warned today. As it moves through the stratosphere it touches down in various regions causing local disturbances. This pattern could have serious long term impacts for the national political weather over the next couple of months according to the latest press release.

In other areas the Hillary front has moved away from the Benghazi disturbance but is now encountering fresh turbulence that is causing lower ratings pressure zones. Tropical Storm Bernie is gaining momentum and that is resulting in unusual patterns on the far left that are drawing away energy and weakening the Hillary front. The NPWS will be watching this closely to see how it develops.

Statistikhengst Pogo

Tsk tsk. You'll now be sued by the Rumpian Attorney Team (RAT). Your case will be filed in the order The Dongle directed them. Which means your wait time is approximately 33 years.

The National Political Weather Service is a public agency and cannot be sued for making predictions about the political weather forecast.

Furthermore the NPWS has been sued by the Farmers Almanac for plagiarism and reached a settlement where neither side admitted to ever being wrong about anything, ever! That precedent will probably apply with the RAT team since they reach similar settlements all the time too.