My wife was in the kitchen getting pickled today

[miketx]

I came home from work early yesterday and surprised the wife. She asked why I was home early and I told her i got caught with my dick in the pickle slicer. She jerked down my pants and saw there was no damage and asked what about the pickle slicer? Oh, they fired her too, I said.

 

[The Duke]

It's been a good years cukes. She put up 11 quart jars of dill pickles, after we bought a huge bouquet of fresh dill from an Amish market last weekend.

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I love a good pickle.

 

[Natural Citizen]

What's the white stuff in the one jar?