My wife keeps failing me. :(

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    Look...I'm not demanding. I'm a very laid back guy. I'm not prone to fits of anger...but...


    That woman. All I ask is she purchase a WINNING lottery ticket. Is that so hard? Frankly I'm amazed at her level of incompetence when picking a few numbers. For a woman who manages a household, raises kids, builds things from wood - you'd think 6 numbers would be a no-brainer.

    Nope. For the last 8 years she's simply failed to purchase a winner. (sigh).

    What's a brother gonna do, eh? :)

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    Pick your own damn numbers? :p: :D
     
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    Considering her odds of getting it "right" are 1 in 10,068,347,520:

    Say she buys $5 worth daily. That would be 70 combinations for every two drawings, or an average of 35 each. If every possible combination comes up before a combination repeats, she will get it "right" no later than the year 2,768,041 A.D. If she buys $10 daily under the same conditions, that would be the year 1,385,023. If she buys $100 daily, you'll strike it big by 140,306 A.D.

    Or, you could take the $5 daily, put it in a savings account earning 3% yearly. At age 60, you'll have $78,348.93. If you save it until she is 60, you'll have $105,357.57.
     
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    Women are like that D...Their like cats..they do what they want, when they want and that's it....we just have to LIVE WITH IT...ahhhh I mean THEM. Cooties an all!
     
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    Personally I would divorce her. All you ask if for one thing and she wont even give that to you!
     
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    Cooties.
     
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    One of the classic definitions of insanity is doing the same thing repetitively but expecting different results.
     
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    Picking winning lottery numbers is all based on luck. Apparently she used up all her good luck already. Now all she has is bad luck (which could be why she ended up with you!)

    JUST KIDDING!!!!!
     
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    Kidding aside - that could be true...cept she freely CHOSE me. :) She wasn't 'drafted'.

    :p

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    Then my wife and I were insane when we were 'trying to make a BOY this time"....

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