My Wife Just Caught Me Looking At Porn!

Now I can not claim I am not in the mood and she wants sex.

Quick, get me out of this!

An emergency lawn mowing?

 

You should have known better than to go to her web site, fool !!!

 

Give it up guy, it'll be over before you know it..

 

Tell her if you pick the movie she has to act it out EXACTLY.

 

Cut the grass or get up close and personal with the wife... I'd go for the hugging and kissing myself but if you would rather not, and you don't want to cut grass, offer to take her shopping at Wal-Mart.

 

Lawn Mowing, Carpet Cleaning, Oil Change.......

Whatever melts her butter.

 

PORN???

There's PORN on the internet?

FANCY THAT!

 

When I go to porn sites, it gets my computer all flustered and it doesn't work well for about an hour.

 

Tell her it was "political research" and you were looking at Bush's former press agent:

 

You must wear protection when you go in these places.