Now I can not claim I am not in the mood and she wants sex. Quick, get me out of this! An emergency lawn mowing?
Cut the grass or get up close and personal with the wife... I'd go for the hugging and kissing myself but if you would rather not, and you don't want to cut grass, offer to take her shopping at Wal-Mart.
When I go to porn sites, it gets my computer all flustered and it doesn't work well for about an hour.