My Idea

[William Joyce]

Here it is:

We kidnap the CEO's of all companies that manufacture impossible-to-open bottles, cans, and other containers. We put them in a room with a cameraman. Each CEO is presented with his own product and instructed to attempt to open said bottle, can or container. If he can't do it in 60 seconds, he's shot through the head and left to bleed to death on the floor. Then all of America can watch the video and laugh.

What do you guys think? Is this too harsh?

 

[Said1]

Here it is:

We kidnap the CEO's of all companies that manufacture impossible-to-open bottles, cans, and other containers. We put them in a room with a cameraman. Each CEO is presented with his own product and instructed to attempt to open said bottle, can or container. If he can't do it in 60 seconds, he's shot through the head and left to bleed to death on the floor. Then all of America can watch the video and laugh.

What do you guys think? Is this too harsh?

Headache?

Cold with stubborn cough?

 

[Shattered]

Here it is:

We kidnap the CEO's of all companies that manufacture impossible-to-open bottles, cans, and other containers. We put them in a room with a cameraman. Each CEO is presented with his own product and instructed to attempt to open said bottle, can or container. If he can't do it in 60 seconds, he's shot through the head and left to bleed to death on the floor. Then all of America can watch the video and laugh.

What do you guys think? Is this too harsh?

Trying to work the childproof caps again? Get a child.

 

[Mr. P]

Here it is:

We kidnap the CEO's of all companies that manufacture impossible-to-open bottles, cans, and other containers. We put them in a room with a cameraman. Each CEO is presented with his own product and instructed to attempt to open said bottle, can or container. If he can't do it in 60 seconds, he's shot through the head and left to bleed to death on the floor. Then all of America can watch the video and laugh.

What do you guys think? Is this too harsh?

Don’t shoot em, that’s too kind. Just give em the next IMPOSSIBLE container to open, and watch em slooooowly go crazy! :teeth: