My girlfriend caught me blow drying my penis.

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  1. Feb 9, 2012 #1
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    She asked me what I was doing.


    Apparently telling her; "I'm heating your dinner." was not the right answer.

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    Good one..
     
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    If you have to blow dry your penis I am sure there are a number of reasons why that was wrong.
     
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    It was a joke sit there and let it sink in for a minute then you will start to laugh.
     
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    Are you suggesting that he had already wrung it out and should have let it air dry?
     
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    it's to give the short and curlies that shine that all the wommins go damp for.
     
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    Well crap that's the secret? I suppose I should let mine grow back. :eusa_whistle:
     
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lcHoaJGYT0]The walrus is wrung out - YouTube[/ame]

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    fuelrod is single
     
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