My first date with a woman who is not my ex-wife in over 30 years...

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    I didn't say it.
     
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    So only the rich can get annulments in a Catholic religion?
     
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    I had a 6'3" GF before. I'm 5'9"

    No worries there. I think she was beautiful. She married Meat Mouth because I didn't umm..always umm..overfill the taco..err..

    I wish I woulda knocked her up in hindsight.

    She wanted to be umm..splooged up every time, and if not, she'd get mad.

    Tbh, that's a sign of a real woman. Sometimes they keep it in there for a couple days. Makes um feel loved.
     
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    I suspect men were much more into horses back when a horse could be considered a primary means of transportation.
     
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    The horse thing wasn't the biggest problem, the biggest problem is she is against organized religion and never wanted to have kids because it would cramp her style.

    That's like, the opposite of me, and I told the agency that, and they ignored what I wanted and matched me with some random woman.
     
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    That was me that said it and I was just being flippant. No insult intended to anybody.
     
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    Oh well that explains his confusion hahahaha
     
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    If I lived in an era when a horse was an important piece of property, then I would care about horses, like I care about my car right now.

    But even in this era of cars, if a woman started talking about how often she changed her oil and how often she she rotated her tires, I would probably come away from the date just as bored as I did with this horse woman, who told me she had to clean out the stalls of her barn every day.
     
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    That's not wife material. Children are a major blessing in life. That's more than 50% of the reason I left my ex.

    She can't have kids anymore. The other 46% is can't leave money around.

    Other than that, she cooked, cleaned, Bj in AM 50% of the time...She's not a bad woman. Great squaw. Crazy Squaw.
     
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    That’s good! Is there a reason you are telling me this?
     

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