My first date with a woman who is not my ex-wife in over 30 years...

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    ...and all she could talk about was her horses, her trips abroad to go horseback riding, and cleaning out her barn of horse manure.

    I have ten more women to meet on my matchmaking service before I'm done.
     
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    There's a "done"? :eek:
     
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    If you liked horses you'd be the perfect match for her.
     
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    Well, it could have been a cat woman.
     
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    Matchmaking services still exist? I thought they got driven out of business by internet dating sites!
     
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    Also, she's against all organized religion, and I'm Catholic. I specifically told them Catholic was highly important to me.

    Also, she's never been married, and I told them I wanted a woman who's been married.

    Also, she's not had any children, so that's another whole area where we have nothing in common (I have three children).

    When I said I'm done, what I meant is I paid for 11 meetings with women, and now I've used up my first and the match was totally wrong because they did not follow my directions.
     
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    She was probably nervous and talked about what she knows best.
     
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    They probably have a very limited supply of women to hook you up with.
     
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    She even had a horse head necklace. I'm serious that's all she cares about is horses.
     
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    Or a chick chick.
     

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