My Dog

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  1. SFC Ollie
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    SFC Ollie Still Marching

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    Please be advised I am sick and tired of receiving questions about my dog who bit 6 people wearing Obama t-shirts, 4 Democrats wearing Biden t-shirts, 9 teenagers with pants hanging down past their cracks, and 3 flag burners.
    For the last time;

    THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !
     
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    They should breed that type of animal - in large numbers.
     
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    Obviously a well-trained animal. Let me know if he ever runs for office.
     
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    He's my campaign manager.........

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    He's one beautiful big boy alright.
    I can see why you are so proud of him. :)
     
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    Dog wins mayoral post in Divide | divide, dog, mayoral - Top Stories - Colorado Springs Gazette, CO

    DIVIDE • A three-legged dog beat a three-legged cat to become the new mayor of Divide.

    The race had four Republi-cats and 21 Dog-ocrats on the ballot. All candidates had jobs. That was the only requirement.

    Walter, a former stray hit by a car, works at Animal Clinic of Woodland Park.

    Spright travels with Dr. Lisa Berg at The Mobile Pet Vet in Divide. “She’s my vet truck dog,”
     

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