JBeukema
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- #21
The Humble Gautama gratefully accepts your assertion that he is as ignorant of the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER ( FSM)
First Lesson. (FS)M is not a literal flying noodle monster. I mean, think about it. How could the creator of the universe be flying around in the universe prior to creating it?
I know zippo, nada, zilch about the exotic and esoteric super duper God of all Gods...FSM.
Second Lesson,(FS)M truly is the 'God of Gods'. Christianity even acknowledges this, in a way. The attributes of YHWH place him in the 5th or possible 6th dimension ([ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjsgoXvnStY"]The Ten Dimensions[/ame]). As science is now proving M's divine form manifests as innumerable 'superstrings' or 'spaghetti-like' appendages, which vibrate in harmony as He hums and sings His heavenly song. These vibrations ultimately give rise to the most fundamental particles and aspects of the Omniverse, including all observable aspects of our own Universe. Science is now coming to realize the Truth of His nature. The reference to spaghetti, much like the use gender-specific pronouns, is merely a result of out limited understanding.
Third Lesson: Anyone who claims to be a 'prophet' of M (commonly known as FSM) or to be M incarnate is a liar. Remember the 7th RRYD:
I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?
Please .... I promise not to eat, sleep, urinate or even defecate ..... until I hear from you !!!
I advise against such dedication