Samson
Póg Mo Thóin
One woman's swine is another man's squid.
I love the way your lips move when you say, "SQUID"
Look in the mirror, say SQUID really slow, and tell me that doesn't get your juices flowin'.
Try "CUMBERBUND"
CUCUMBER is another one.
Maybe the sentence that would work best:
"A SQUID AND A CUCUMBER LOOK BEST IN A CUMBERBUND."