Mrs Roomy has gone for an after work

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    drink with some of her schoolmates, now, I can hang around and wait to see if she wants a lift home or I can have an after sitting around doing nothing all day long drink myself.

    What should I do?My weekend fate is in your hands.
     
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    Call her a cab.
     
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    I've called her worse but it's like water off a ducks back:lol:
     
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    Invite your USMB friends for a party.
     
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    The party has begun, she will have to make her own way home, the downside is, I have to vacuum these crumbs up.
     
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    Oh, that Henny Youngman!
     
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    My advice is to get completely tanked, so that when she comes home also tanked you can get into an idiotic fight which probably will end in lifelong resentment but no clear memory of what happened. Or two separate memories.

    Salud!
     
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    And unload the firearms.
     
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    An alternative ending would be tawdry drunken sex that leaves them both feeling slightly embarrassed the next morning.
     
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    we are way beyond embarrassment, infact, tawdry drunken sex is normal isn't it?
     

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