Michael Phelps

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  1. JW Frogen
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    Factoid: At the age of 3 Phelps' father used electrical tape to stunt the growth of Michael's penis so that he would be more hydrodynamic.

    Phelps' secret Olympic code name was 'The Little Merman'.
     
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    Its gay that you know that.
     
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    o get out...i dont believe ya....link please...if you got no link....you are wasting my time...
     
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    That hardly seemed necessary because of the cold water shrinkage syndrome.:eusa_eh:
     
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    Slow news day? What a load of crap...:lol:
     
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    Hmmm, 8 time olympic gold medalist with millions of dollars in endorsements, but a tiny penis...or none of that, and a big penis.

    Bye bye medals.
     
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    My father injected my penis with Bull's testosterone in the hopes I could use it as a pole in Olympic pole vaulting.

    It worked but unfortunately I got a herd of cows pregnant and had to give up on the dream.
     
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    I'd definitely rather keep my big penis.
     

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