Michael Phelps

[JW Frogen]

Factoid: At the age of 3 Phelps' father used electrical tape to stunt the growth of Michael's penis so that he would be more hydrodynamic.

Phelps' secret Olympic code name was 'The Little Merman'.

 

[Xenophon]

Its gay that you know that.

 

[strollingbones]

o get out...i dont believe ya....link please...if you got no link....you are wasting my time...

 

[Graybeard]

That hardly seemed necessary because of the cold water shrinkage syndrome.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Slow news day? What a load of crap...

 

[Paulie]

Hmmm, 8 time olympic gold medalist with millions of dollars in endorsements, but a tiny penis...or none of that, and a big penis.

Bye bye medals.

 

[JW Frogen]

My father injected my penis with Bull's testosterone in the hopes I could use it as a pole in Olympic pole vaulting.

It worked but unfortunately I got a herd of cows pregnant and had to give up on the dream.

 

[Paulie]

I'd definitely rather keep my big penis.