Mexico agrees to pay for Trump's psychiatric care!

[DrLove]

Might be more expensive than paying for Donald's big, beautiful, stupid wall - but this is more important

MEXICO CITY (The Borowitz Report)—Hoping to resolve the seemingly intractable conflict over immigration, Mexico surprised the world on Thursday by agreeing to pay for Donald J. Trump’s psychiatric care.

Speaking to reporters, the Mexican President, Enrique Peña Nieto, said that he had authorized funding for the psychiatry and proclaimed, “Work on Donald Trump could begin tomorrow.”

Peña Nieto displayed several photographs showing prototypes of therapists, including a bearded Freudian analyst who he said came highly recommended.

While some Mexican taxpayers argued that a full course of psychiatric treatment could prove more costly than a border wall, Peña Nieto warned against skimping on such a necessary expense.

“When the safety and security of the world is at stake, eight hundred dollars an hour is a bargain,” he said, but added that Mexico would try to find a therapist who takes insurance.​

Mexico Agrees to Pay for Trump’s Psychiatric Care | The New Yorker

 

[Markymark11]

Might be more expensive than paying for Donald's big, beautiful, stupid wall - but this is more important

MEXICO CITY (The Borowitz Report)—Hoping to resolve the seemingly intractable conflict over immigration, Mexico surprised the world on Thursday by agreeing to pay for Donald J. Trump’s psychiatric care.

Speaking to reporters, the Mexican President, Enrique Peña Nieto, said that he had authorized funding for the psychiatry and proclaimed, “Work on Donald Trump could begin tomorrow.”

Peña Nieto displayed several photographs showing prototypes of therapists, including a bearded Freudian analyst who he said came highly recommended.

While some Mexican taxpayers argued that a full course of psychiatric treatment could prove more costly than a border wall, Peña Nieto warned against skimping on such a necessary expense.

“When the safety and security of the world is at stake, eight hundred dollars an hour is a bargain,” he said, but added that Mexico would try to find a therapist who takes insurance.​

Mexico Agrees to Pay for Trump’s Psychiatric Care | The New Yorker

YEa they need to pay for everyone that lives near the border psychiatric care and also they need to send us a check for all the tax money that went to the deportation and resources we spend on sending illegals back to Mexico

 

[Erinwltr]

Might be more expensive than paying for Donald's big, beautiful, stupid wall - but this is more important

MEXICO CITY (The Borowitz Report)—Hoping to resolve the seemingly intractable conflict over immigration, Mexico surprised the world on Thursday by agreeing to pay for Donald J. Trump’s psychiatric care.

Speaking to reporters, the Mexican President, Enrique Peña Nieto, said that he had authorized funding for the psychiatry and proclaimed, “Work on Donald Trump could begin tomorrow.”

Peña Nieto displayed several photographs showing prototypes of therapists, including a bearded Freudian analyst who he said came highly recommended.

While some Mexican taxpayers argued that a full course of psychiatric treatment could prove more costly than a border wall, Peña Nieto warned against skimping on such a necessary expense.

“When the safety and security of the world is at stake, eight hundred dollars an hour is a bargain,” he said, but added that Mexico would try to find a therapist who takes insurance.​

Mexico Agrees to Pay for Trump’s Psychiatric Care | The New Yorker

YEa they need to pay for everyone that lives near the border psychiatric care and also they need to send us a check for all the tax money that went to the deportation and resources we spend on sending illegals back to Mexico

I swear some folks have no sense of humor.

 

[Erinwltr]

Might be more expensive than paying for Donald's big, beautiful, stupid wall - but this is more important

MEXICO CITY (The Borowitz Report)—Hoping to resolve the seemingly intractable conflict over immigration, Mexico surprised the world on Thursday by agreeing to pay for Donald J. Trump’s psychiatric care.

Speaking to reporters, the Mexican President, Enrique Peña Nieto, said that he had authorized funding for the psychiatry and proclaimed, “Work on Donald Trump could begin tomorrow.”

Peña Nieto displayed several photographs showing prototypes of therapists, including a bearded Freudian analyst who he said came highly recommended.

While some Mexican taxpayers argued that a full course of psychiatric treatment could prove more costly than a border wall, Peña Nieto warned against skimping on such a necessary expense.

“When the safety and security of the world is at stake, eight hundred dollars an hour is a bargain,” he said, but added that Mexico would try to find a therapist who takes insurance.​

Mexico Agrees to Pay for Trump’s Psychiatric Care | The New Yorker

Thanks for the laugh! Let's see how many POTUS apologists get bent out of shape over this.

 

[The Irish Ram]

Spend it on your new Mexicans. Caravan that....

 

[TNHarley]

nice

 

[Borillar]

Might be more expensive than paying for Donald's big, beautiful, stupid wall - but this is more important

MEXICO CITY (The Borowitz Report)—Hoping to resolve the seemingly intractable conflict over immigration, Mexico surprised the world on Thursday by agreeing to pay for Donald J. Trump’s psychiatric care.

Speaking to reporters, the Mexican President, Enrique Peña Nieto, said that he had authorized funding for the psychiatry and proclaimed, “Work on Donald Trump could begin tomorrow.”

Peña Nieto displayed several photographs showing prototypes of therapists, including a bearded Freudian analyst who he said came highly recommended.

While some Mexican taxpayers argued that a full course of psychiatric treatment could prove more costly than a border wall, Peña Nieto warned against skimping on such a necessary expense.

“When the safety and security of the world is at stake, eight hundred dollars an hour is a bargain,” he said, but added that Mexico would try to find a therapist who takes insurance.​

Mexico Agrees to Pay for Trump’s Psychiatric Care | The New Yorker

I don't think there's enough Thorazine in the world to treat Trump and all his psychophants.

 

[DrLove]

YEa they need to pay for everyone that lives near the border psychiatric care and also they need to send us a check for all the tax money that went to the deportation and resources we spend on sending illegals back to Mexico

Anyone tell you that people living near the border don't want Trump's big, beautiful, stupid wall? And even if funding approved (it won't be) good luck when the imminent domain lawsuits from property owners hit the fan!

Trump will be long gone by the time they're resolved.